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Reporter: President Newsom, now that you’ve replaced Donald Trump, what are going to do?
Newsom: I’m gonna get rid of everything that exists!
Newsom: I’m gonna get rid of everything that exists!
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reporter: President Newsom, now that you’ve replaced Donald Trump, what are going to do?
Newsom: I’m gonna get rid of everything that exists!
Newsom: I’m gonna get rid of everything that exists!
This really happened.
Guy: I really like Donald Trump!
Me: Are you going to vote for him?
Guy: I can’t, I’ve been in prison!
Guy: I really like Donald Trump!
Me: Are you going to vote for him?
Guy: I can’t, I’ve been in prison!
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This really happened.
Guy: I really like Donald Trump!
Me: Are you going to vote for him?
Guy: I can’t, I’ve been in prison!
Guy: I really like Donald Trump!
Me: Are you going to vote for him?
Guy: I can’t, I’ve been in prison!
We used to have a country called the United States. But for the next four years, it’s Trashistan.🏴☠️
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We used to have a country called the United States. But for the next four years, it’s Trashistan.🏴☠️
Trump Supporter: I like dictatorship and I like Donald, but nothing is worth higher grocery prices! Republican young men, do your thing!🤨
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Trump Supporter: I like dictatorship and I like Donald, but nothing is worth higher grocery prices! Republican young men, do your thing!🤨
Europe: How do you look at the mirror now?
America: My mirror is painted solid black in mourning.
America: My mirror is painted solid black in mourning.
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Europe: How do you look at the mirror now?
America: My mirror is painted solid black in mourning.
America: My mirror is painted solid black in mourning.
Grace Slick: What did you do when you were in Washington?
Jorma Kaukonen: I went to visit the Capitol, but it wasn’t very much fun.
Grace: Why not?
Jorma: They thought I was a Capitol Rioter!
Grace: It must have been your psychedelic clothing.
Jorma Kaukonen: I went to visit the Capitol, but it wasn’t very much fun.
Grace: Why not?
Jorma: They thought I was a Capitol Rioter!
Grace: It must have been your psychedelic clothing.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Grace Slick: What did you do when you were in Washington?
Jorma Kaukonen: I went to visit the Capitol, but it wasn’t very much fun.
Grace: Why not?
Jorma: They thought I was a Capitol Rioter!
Grace: It must have been your psychedelic clothing.
Jorma Kaukonen: I went to visit the Capitol, but it wasn’t very much fun.
Grace: Why not?
Jorma: They thought I was a Capitol Rioter!
Grace: It must have been your psychedelic clothing.
First Salish Brave: The Europeans are calling this Puget Sound. What does “Puget” mean.
Second Salish Brave: It’s French for “little fist.”
First: Huh. Let’s go back to calling it Whulge.
Second: What does that mean?
First: I’m not sure, but probably something better than “little fist”!🤨
Second Salish Brave: It’s French for “little fist.”
First: Huh. Let’s go back to calling it Whulge.
Second: What does that mean?
First: I’m not sure, but probably something better than “little fist”!🤨
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
First Salish Brave: The Europeans are calling this Puget Sound. What does “Puget” mean.
Second Salish Brave: It’s French for “little fist.”
First: Huh. Let’s go back to calling it Whulge.
Second: What does that mean?
First: I’m not sure, but probably something better than “little fist”!🤨
Second Salish Brave: It’s French for “little fist.”
First: Huh. Let’s go back to calling it Whulge.
Second: What does that mean?
First: I’m not sure, but probably something better than “little fist”!🤨
Trump: I still can’t believe that those dummies re-elected me!
Elon (chuckling up his sleeve): Ha ha. They didn’t!
Elon (chuckling up his sleeve): Ha ha. They didn’t!
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trump: I still can’t believe that those dummies re-elected me!
Elon (chuckling up his sleeve): Ha ha. They didn’t!
Elon (chuckling up his sleeve): Ha ha. They didn’t!
Santa: Oh, you’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why. Democracy is dead!🎅
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Santa: Oh, you’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why. Democracy is dead!🎅
After the Death of America, the Vultures come to feed.
Modi: America left India all her nukes in her will. So we get the best parts.
Xi: Wait a minute! Where are all my Chinese supposed to live?
Modi: You can have Canada. I have no use for it.
Putin: Except I get Nunavut and Greenland! I insist!
Modi: America left India all her nukes in her will. So we get the best parts.
Xi: Wait a minute! Where are all my Chinese supposed to live?
Modi: You can have Canada. I have no use for it.
Putin: Except I get Nunavut and Greenland! I insist!
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
After the Death of America, the Vultures come to feed.
Modi: America left India all her nukes in her will. So we get the best parts.
Xi: Wait a minute! Where are all my Chinese supposed to live?
Modi: You can have Canada. I have no use for it.
Putin: Except I get Nunavut and Greenland! I insist!
Modi: America left India all her nukes in her will. So we get the best parts.
Xi: Wait a minute! Where are all my Chinese supposed to live?
Modi: You can have Canada. I have no use for it.
Putin: Except I get Nunavut and Greenland! I insist!
I will fight for California. And you other guys too if you come along.
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I will fight for California. And you other guys too if you come along.
Trump (driving around in America): Hey, the wheels are falling off! This piece of shit!🛺
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump (driving around in America): Hey, the wheels are falling off! This piece of shit!🛺
I talked to some of the Trump supporters online after Kyle Rittenhouse killed those people. They were happy that he had killed liberals and wanted to kill some more. Do you think they’ve changed their minds in the meantime?
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I talked to some of the Trump supporters online after Kyle Rittenhouse killed those people. They were happy that he had killed liberals and wanted to kill some more. Do you think they’ve changed their minds in the meantime?
“Limit“ the presidential pardoning power? Excuse me? GET RID OF IT! Enough is enough.😠
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Limit“ the presidential pardoning power? Excuse me? GET RID OF IT! Enough is enough.😠
Third Party: If you replace the two major parties with me, I promise to be Even Worse!🥶
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Third Party: If you replace the two major parties with me, I promise to be Even Worse!🥶
Australia: (keeping non-white immigrants away): Damned Americans! Becoming like us!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Australia: (keeping non-white immigrants away): Damned Americans! Becoming like us!
The conservatives are supporting a girl who was fired for making a racist remark at work. They supported Kyle Rittenhouse. They supported the Capital Riot. We see them for what they really are now: Body Snatchers.🧟♂️🧟
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The conservatives are supporting a girl who was fired for making a racist remark at work. They supported Kyle Rittenhouse. They supported the Capital Riot. We see them for what they really are now: Body Snatchers.🧟♂️🧟
World, the Karma Train is on its way to see you. Don’t think it’s going to stop with us. It won’t.🚇
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
World, the Karma Train is on its way to see you. Don’t think it’s going to stop with us. It won’t.🚇
Vladimir Putin (smiling): It did happen here in 862 AD. And democracy hasn’t been seen in Russia since! Mark this, world.💀🌎🌍🌏
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Vladimir Putin (smiling): It did happen here in 862 AD. And democracy hasn’t been seen in Russia since! Mark this, world.💀🌎🌍🌏
MAGA (looking at America): I would like it to watch suffer as it dies. Maybe lose a limb and bleed out!💀
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
MAGA (looking at America): I would like it to watch suffer as it dies. Maybe lose a limb and bleed out!💀
Canada (looking at America): It can’t happen here.
Dark Specter (standing behind Canada with a scythe): Funny. That’s exactly what America said!💀
Britain (hastily): We all ready had Boris! You mean there’s something worse than Boris?
Dark Specter (standing behind Canada with a scythe): Funny. That’s exactly what America said!💀
Britain (hastily): We all ready had Boris! You mean there’s something worse than Boris?
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Canada (looking at America): It can’t happen here.
Dark Specter (standing behind Canada with a scythe): Funny. That’s exactly what America said!💀
Britain (hastily): We all ready had Boris! You mean there’s something worse than Boris?
Dark Specter (standing behind Canada with a scythe): Funny. That’s exactly what America said!💀
Britain (hastily): We all ready had Boris! You mean there’s something worse than Boris?
Third Party: Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!🎶
Statue of Liberty (looking at America): It’s only teenage wasteland.
Same as the old boss!🎶
Statue of Liberty (looking at America): It’s only teenage wasteland.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Third Party: Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!🎶
Statue of Liberty (looking at America): It’s only teenage wasteland.
Same as the old boss!🎶
Statue of Liberty (looking at America): It’s only teenage wasteland.
If you cannot control the billionaires and contain their constant malice, then all of your “resistance” is in vain. Unless we stop their malign meddling with a much higher tax rate for them, All Is Lost. If you can’t do that, Forget It. You think Trump is the end? It’s only the start of a Long Fight
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you cannot control the billionaires and contain their constant malice, then all of your “resistance” is in vain. Unless we stop their malign meddling with a much higher tax rate for them, All Is Lost. If you can’t do that, Forget It. You think Trump is the end? It’s only the start of a Long Fight
You’d best listen to me when I tell you, and I tell you this in all seriousness. This will happen again and again and again, and this will happen even worse, if we do not get the Billionaires under control. They caused this, and can do this practically at will. If we don’t tax them 90%, we’re sunk.
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
You’d best listen to me when I tell you, and I tell you this in all seriousness. This will happen again and again and again, and this will happen even worse, if we do not get the Billionaires under control. They caused this, and can do this practically at will. If we don’t tax them 90%, we’re sunk.
“Three Body Problem” was pretty good. But it was written by Benioff and Weiss, that part was bad.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“Three Body Problem” was pretty good. But it was written by Benioff and Weiss, that part was bad.