The invention of agriculture was the worst thing that's happened to humanity. It all started with that. Goddamn farming

Now I'm just thinking of that Faith No More video 😂

That's useful! I often forget

Next finish: 9 Monkeys of Shaolin

A pleasant, if forgettable, mission-based brawler. It has a few special powers and a levelling system of sorts, but otherwise it's fairly straightforward. Too much dialogue for its bland story. It's fine but I doubt I'll remember much about it a year from now.

It's impressive how well Doom holds up today

"The truth is that gamers already had the solution to their problems, and they weren’t going to switch platforms just because a new one was available" he says as though it's a revelation. I thought "what need is this product/service addressing?" was the most basic of basic business

I hadn't even heard about that store until this very moment. Just reading about it now and it seems like the most elementary failure that anyone at Amazon should have been able to predict

I put custard on mine but I suppose vermin is a valid choice as well

I feel that way about finite lives. It doesn't come up very often anymore, but occasionally I play an indie game that has a lives system and I always end up sitting there going "who puts LIVES in their games in this day and age?!"

Oh that's very unpleasant as a default rather than an opt-in