Alan
@alanmaguire.bsky.social
Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.
Hell yeah, even the artist who painted it calls it the Big Horse Painting
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hell yeah, even the artist who painted it calls it the Big Horse Painting
Attn: Coronation Street writers, I have the solution to all your problems
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Attn: Coronation Street writers, I have the solution to all your problems
I asked the painter to do my office in this colour. Unfortunately I did it over the phone and pronounced the 3 like an Irish person. He thought I said English Mystery. I nearly ended up with a mural of the Enfield House Hauntings on my walls
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I asked the painter to do my office in this colour. Unfortunately I did it over the phone and pronounced the 3 like an Irish person. He thought I said English Mystery. I nearly ended up with a mural of the Enfield House Hauntings on my walls
Wore the scariest costume I could think of, a middle-aged man who wants to talk to you about Pavement
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Wore the scariest costume I could think of, a middle-aged man who wants to talk to you about Pavement
Sometimes a shower is just a weird little guy
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sometimes a shower is just a weird little guy
Just in case you don’t believe me
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just in case you don’t believe me
If you haven’t been raptured post Disney’s Fuzzbucket
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If you haven’t been raptured post Disney’s Fuzzbucket
Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Linda at the roundtable #TheTraitorsIrl
September 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Linda at the roundtable #TheTraitorsIrl
Paying attention to the blurbs, not because I want to know if the book is good, but because I want an icebreaker if I ever meet Nigella
August 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Paying attention to the blurbs, not because I want to know if the book is good, but because I want an icebreaker if I ever meet Nigella
The four ways a man in his forties can dress
August 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The four ways a man in his forties can dress
I see Róisín Murphy’s doubled down then
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I see Róisín Murphy’s doubled down then
If you tell people that Northern Luxembourg is god’s own country they’ll laugh at you, spit at you, etc and yet…
July 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you tell people that Northern Luxembourg is god’s own country they’ll laugh at you, spit at you, etc and yet…
Not only has AI likely written this. I suspect Peter Coonan is the only non-AI actor in this based on the IMDB and credits block in the trailer
July 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Not only has AI likely written this. I suspect Peter Coonan is the only non-AI actor in this based on the IMDB and credits block in the trailer
This bust in the Agora museum in Athens indicates that Minister Of Hash TD is an eternally recurring figure like the Maitreya
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This bust in the Agora museum in Athens indicates that Minister Of Hash TD is an eternally recurring figure like the Maitreya
I know I’m biased because we host a podcast together and everything but @griffski.bsky.social’s new book, Eat The Ones You Love, available now, is fantastic, a horrible little goblin of a novel that’s about working retail with somebody you are deeply crushing on and about a plant that eats people
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I know I’m biased because we host a podcast together and everything but @griffski.bsky.social’s new book, Eat The Ones You Love, available now, is fantastic, a horrible little goblin of a novel that’s about working retail with somebody you are deeply crushing on and about a plant that eats people
A white peahen in Colombia!
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A white peahen in Colombia!
New meme format just dropped
May 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
New meme format just dropped