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Alan
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Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I have some class of Severance chip that activates when I reach the top of the stairs and I've no idea why am there most of the time
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The microwaves at the tip are having a great time
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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ngl this fox news rage bait against trans comedienne stacy cay is pretty funny
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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the theme of tonight’s Late Late Toy Show will be NATO
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Thinking about the alternate timeline where Grimes died by electrocution onstage at the Olympia in 2016 and never met Elon Musk m.independent.ie/entertainmen...
Canadian singer Grimes 'electrocuted' mid-song on Dublin stage
Canadian singer Grimes suffered a few technical failures at her gig in Dublin's Olympia Theatre on Tuesday night.
m.independent.ie
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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It's Toy Show night so I can't wait for American blueskyers to get mad at us because there's someone in the administration called Glenn ToyShow and he's the deputy secretary of the department of crushing orphans or something.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh lawd he comin
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Incredible
1. Some good news at last. This week’s column is about the amazing thing a couple of us stumbled into three years ago, which we’ve now developed into a global research programme. It doesn’t change everything, of course, but it could help change quite a lot. + 🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Over a pint in Oxford, we may have stumbled upon the holy grail of agriculture | George Monbiot
I knew that a revolution in our understanding of soil could change the world. Then came a eureka moment – and the birth of the Earth Rover Program, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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October 18, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
RTÉ should televise Bureau De Change next year instead. I’m sure Tony Cantwell and all the gang are up for it
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Ms. Rachel 2028
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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TW: suicide

Almost 10 years ago, I made a serious attempt to end my life. In response to this, Donal O'Shea took me off T and put me on blockers (I was 21, depriving an adult body of hormones is linked to depression and suicidality, an incredibly irresponsible decision bordering on malpractice)
The man in the recording of the trans woman receiving those disgusting questions released today is unmistakeably Paul Moran, lead psychiatrist at the NGS by the way, not just some random maverick clinician. The rot comes from the very top #SpéirGorm #Trans
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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OK! SO! I have made the ultimate illustration of this.

Ariana Grande November 2024 (interview) vs Cynthia Erivo November 2025 (audiobook recording by the author)
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Here's something weird my neighbor Cassie pointed out: Chapter 42 of Cynthia Erivo's recently released book "Simply More" is almost verbatim words spoken by Ariana Grande in an interview a year ago. Grande is not cited or listed as a contributor or attributed in the book in any way. Weird!
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM