Alan Grofield
@alangrofield.bsky.social
Nobody trusts anybody now… and we’re all very tired
The full force of every institution in America will start begging them to do elite immunity and bipartisan public partnerships starting the day after the midterms
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The full force of every institution in America will start begging them to do elite immunity and bipartisan public partnerships starting the day after the midterms
This can’t be because he couldn’t find a nerd mad about wokeness, I wonder if the author is genuinely so illiterate that they read a pretty typical left-liberal media critique as part of the culturally conservative backlash
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This can’t be because he couldn’t find a nerd mad about wokeness, I wonder if the author is genuinely so illiterate that they read a pretty typical left-liberal media critique as part of the culturally conservative backlash
Tired: Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam
Wired: let Jason Statham throw all of these guys off a bridge in real life
Wired: let Jason Statham throw all of these guys off a bridge in real life
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tired: Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam
Wired: let Jason Statham throw all of these guys off a bridge in real life
Wired: let Jason Statham throw all of these guys off a bridge in real life
There’s also examples of like, at least 6th grade quality anti-trans bullshit in every newspaper and every magazine seemingly every other week. She wasn’t making a novel argument here
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There’s also examples of like, at least 6th grade quality anti-trans bullshit in every newspaper and every magazine seemingly every other week. She wasn’t making a novel argument here
That’s not what “moral panic” means
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
That’s not what “moral panic” means
But they’ve bungled it by making their own kids like that TPUSA gender essay girl, a college student who writes like she’s 9. It’s the downwardly mobile lib PMC kids who still know how to read, it’s a a bell curve of household income
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
But they’ve bungled it by making their own kids like that TPUSA gender essay girl, a college student who writes like she’s 9. It’s the downwardly mobile lib PMC kids who still know how to read, it’s a a bell curve of household income
Give him a bottle of drano and a fifth of Jim Beam for the honorable option
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Give him a bottle of drano and a fifth of Jim Beam for the honorable option
It’s a good coat tho
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s a good coat tho
There’s no way to coach badly enough to make “three+ first rounders on defense vs a freshman in the snow” a losing proposition
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There’s no way to coach badly enough to make “three+ first rounders on defense vs a freshman in the snow” a losing proposition
George Lucasesque commitment to the reaction shot
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
George Lucasesque commitment to the reaction shot
Or the fight that all the players were visibly reacting too on the final play!
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Or the fight that all the players were visibly reacting too on the final play!
I kinda thought it’d be too wet instead of desiccated. Interesting wrinkle
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I kinda thought it’d be too wet instead of desiccated. Interesting wrinkle
On the kickoff, there were fights on the last and second to last plays as well lol but the flop was on the kickoff. Fox didn’t show a replay
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
On the kickoff, there were fights on the last and second to last plays as well lol but the flop was on the kickoff. Fox didn’t show a replay
General Reagan Notgay chomped his cigar. “I’m tired of these Philadelphia lawyers telling us we have to give the terrorists participation trophies. Tell the SEALs we’re go for Operation Sigma. And Billy? The use of lethal force isn’t just authorized, it’s encouraged”
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
General Reagan Notgay chomped his cigar. “I’m tired of these Philadelphia lawyers telling us we have to give the terrorists participation trophies. Tell the SEALs we’re go for Operation Sigma. And Billy? The use of lethal force isn’t just authorized, it’s encouraged”
Wasn’t he actually in the military before? Why does he talk like a character from one of those novels written by right wing pundits. Kinetic is a cop word, not a soldier word I thought
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wasn’t he actually in the military before? Why does he talk like a character from one of those novels written by right wing pundits. Kinetic is a cop word, not a soldier word I thought
If a Dem presidential hopeful wants to talk about law and order, it’s pretty bizarre how the cops in a bunch of California jurisdiction just unilaterally legalized drugs for residents above a certain income threshold without any pushback from the state. Every podcast these guys do is probable cause
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If a Dem presidential hopeful wants to talk about law and order, it’s pretty bizarre how the cops in a bunch of California jurisdiction just unilaterally legalized drugs for residents above a certain income threshold without any pushback from the state. Every podcast these guys do is probable cause
Someone tell the government a Venezuelan fisherman is there too
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Someone tell the government a Venezuelan fisherman is there too
Demetri Martin has also been out of the public eye for a decade after being a popular comedian, but because he didn’t have a sexual misconduct scandal that’s just the way fame works so nobody’s editor would sign off on a giant puff piece about redemption.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Demetri Martin has also been out of the public eye for a decade after being a popular comedian, but because he didn’t have a sexual misconduct scandal that’s just the way fame works so nobody’s editor would sign off on a giant puff piece about redemption.
They are also a field where no matter how many times your Tiger Mom makes a call to complain, if you lose you lose.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They are also a field where no matter how many times your Tiger Mom makes a call to complain, if you lose you lose.
This is just a sad loser doing a Keyser Soze “looking at various items in his house and riffing”. Did he learn he was doing this tour the night before it started?
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is just a sad loser doing a Keyser Soze “looking at various items in his house and riffing”. Did he learn he was doing this tour the night before it started?
This is a little of a stretch but Assault on Precinct 13
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is a little of a stretch but Assault on Precinct 13