Alan Driscoll
alandriscoll.com
Alan Driscoll
@alandriscoll.com
Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist.

https://linktr.ee/alandriscoll
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Opium Tea is officially back and once again diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com. Giant thanks to all our Patreon supporters, Coffee buyers and launderers of Texan evangelical dark money via shady Bitcoin transactions. Please spread the word, enjoy and stay tuned.
Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round. - Opium Tea
Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in Season 20 of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task. Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, ...
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November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It's amazing how many times I stumble across people interacting with anonymous accounts they think are me. My social usernames are always just my real name or Opium Tea / Terfipedia clearly linked to my real name. What exactly do people think I wouldn't say there that I'd need sock accounts for?
Hey Alan, am I you?

I've got an incel maniac on Elon's shit site of hatred telling me that I am.

Thought I'd check
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Yuletide?!" "YULETIDE?!" I thought this was GB News, not 10th Century Germanic Pagan News. The word you're looking for is "women".
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
Much more of this kind of thing at opiumtea.com.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A funny prank would be if Cloudfare fixed everything except for a few niche porn sites, just to see who was still complaining about it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
Opium Tea is officially back and once again diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com. Giant thanks to all our Patreon supporters, Coffee buyers and launderers of Texan evangelical dark money via shady Bitcoin transactions. Please spread the word, enjoy and stay tuned.
Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round. - Opium Tea
Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in Season 20 of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task. Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, ...
www.opiumtea.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Much more of this kind of thing at opiumtea.com.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
From our 2021 archives. Happier times for Tim Davie, when the BBC was still captured by TRAs with the power to silence women by getting a genocidal predator's rants grudgingly removed from an otherwise entirely anecdotal story about anonymous lesbians feeling pressured to sleep with trans women.
Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you. - Opium Tea
Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an of...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Alan Driscoll
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"...The Aristocrats!"
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I cough-laughed hard enough to scare the cat and get scratches, but it was worth it.
Get this and other unsustainably specific references at the newly-relaunched opiumtea.com.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The other day, I saw Grok had replied to a post about Glinner saying "Linehan attacks ideas, not individuals", so I asked him about his most recent post, calling someone a "fat pervert", and it described it as a "rarity" outweighed by thousands of posts of policy analysis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM