alanbenzie
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"Two Nexium and a Red Bull: A Story Of Living On The Edge"
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Two Nexium and a Red Bull: A Story Of Living On The Edge"
"In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you."
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you."
Play Born Slippy loud enough to a bunch of Gen Xers and then give them weapons, they'll be in Moscow by January 5th
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Play Born Slippy loud enough to a bunch of Gen Xers and then give them weapons, they'll be in Moscow by January 5th
No, not all. We never did clear up whether you are on glue or not, or whether you thinking Globaliser The Intifada is an "anti-genocide" slogan was because you are high, or simple, or a cosplay revolutionary who likes to wish violence on Jews
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
No, not all. We never did clear up whether you are on glue or not, or whether you thinking Globaliser The Intifada is an "anti-genocide" slogan was because you are high, or simple, or a cosplay revolutionary who likes to wish violence on Jews
You haven't answered my question - why do you hate Jews so much?
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
You haven't answered my question - why do you hate Jews so much?
I just asked if you were on glue, showing concern for your wellbeing. Why do you hate Jews so much?
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I just asked if you were on glue, showing concern for your wellbeing. Why do you hate Jews so much?
Are you on fucking glue?
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Are you on fucking glue?
Get fucked you fucking shit excuse for a human
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Get fucked you fucking shit excuse for a human
Oh come on Will - surely at least 20?
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh come on Will - surely at least 20?
Teeth for pubes? Where is this service available?
*logs in to online banking *
*logs in to online banking *
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Teeth for pubes? Where is this service available?
*logs in to online banking *
*logs in to online banking *
My ex-wife still talks about the day a visiting neighbour said "Still, Jeremy Corbyn's doing a good job as leader" and I shouted at him for fifteen minutes without taking a breath.
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
My ex-wife still talks about the day a visiting neighbour said "Still, Jeremy Corbyn's doing a good job as leader" and I shouted at him for fifteen minutes without taking a breath.
Never go Dryrobe, it's only one step up from wearing your pyjamas to the Tesco Metro
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Never go Dryrobe, it's only one step up from wearing your pyjamas to the Tesco Metro
Fore Street, behind London Wall / Moorgate?
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fore Street, behind London Wall / Moorgate?
I think I see a flaw in my plan
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think I see a flaw in my plan
Preceding filter gate - "Can you read signs?"
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Preceding filter gate - "Can you read signs?"
Young Indonesian work colleague has been staring in horror at a plate of mince pies on the meeting table all morning until someone else just explained to her that it's not meat mince but fruit.
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Young Indonesian work colleague has been staring in horror at a plate of mince pies on the meeting table all morning until someone else just explained to her that it's not meat mince but fruit.
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Romanticism as a political rather than an artistic movement *has* been tried, lads, & the results were very, very bad.
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Romanticism as a political rather than an artistic movement *has* been tried, lads, & the results were very, very bad.
Did I post that out loud?
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Did I post that out loud?
They should buy £400m of missiles and nuke Washington
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
They should buy £400m of missiles and nuke Washington
Such a good actor, and his sisters
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Such a good actor, and his sisters