Alyx
@al-why-x.bsky.social
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him do cognitive behavioral therapy or whatever that saying is
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him do cognitive behavioral therapy or whatever that saying is
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story
Where there’s a will… there is a will to be in it
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Where there’s a will… there is a will to be in it
Everything suddenly became came clear when I discovered the angel from my right shoulder and the devil from my left have been sleeping together for about a year now
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Everything suddenly became came clear when I discovered the angel from my right shoulder and the devil from my left have been sleeping together for about a year now
I've always believed I should go with my gut in important matters, which is why every major decision in my life has been accompanied by hotdogs
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've always believed I should go with my gut in important matters, which is why every major decision in my life has been accompanied by hotdogs
Happy pride month, the ex girlfriend of my girlfriend is my ex girlfriend
June 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy pride month, the ex girlfriend of my girlfriend is my ex girlfriend
Once in middle school I made a vision board. I put the L Word logo on it because I thought it stood for love. Anyways I’m gay now. #pride
June 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Once in middle school I made a vision board. I put the L Word logo on it because I thought it stood for love. Anyways I’m gay now. #pride
The Sims movie but it’s a horror film about an omnipresent threat that removes doors and the ladder to get out of the swimming pool
June 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The Sims movie but it’s a horror film about an omnipresent threat that removes doors and the ladder to get out of the swimming pool
Schrodinger's funeral services
May 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Schrodinger's funeral services
Being an anti-Zionist Jew is a lot like being bisexual. No side really wants you and also your dad is disappointed
May 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Being an anti-Zionist Jew is a lot like being bisexual. No side really wants you and also your dad is disappointed
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I made my milkshake incorrectly. I don't know what the things in my yard are, but they are not boys... I suspect not even human. Oh god, the teeth. So many teeth.
May 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I made my milkshake incorrectly. I don't know what the things in my yard are, but they are not boys... I suspect not even human. Oh god, the teeth. So many teeth.
“If you hurry you don’t see things you like” -dad overheard talking to his kids
May 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“If you hurry you don’t see things you like” -dad overheard talking to his kids
Chat sameach, Passover for the twitch stream
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Chat sameach, Passover for the twitch stream
In sports news today, I continue to not follow sports
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In sports news today, I continue to not follow sports
keep your enemies close and your family closer
March 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
keep your enemies close and your family closer
No one is an island, except for me. I'm the only one.
March 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No one is an island, except for me. I'm the only one.
“I volunteer as Tribute!” - Sylvia Plath
March 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“I volunteer as Tribute!” - Sylvia Plath
My worst Purim costume yet, “hawk Torah”
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My worst Purim costume yet, “hawk Torah”
I’ve always believed that my soul is a lonely seeker of Truth, which is why it's usually found in a crowded line waiting for tamales
February 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ve always believed that my soul is a lonely seeker of Truth, which is why it's usually found in a crowded line waiting for tamales
God gave me the gift of spitting mad game, I’m not going to be rude and waste it
February 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
God gave me the gift of spitting mad game, I’m not going to be rude and waste it
On the other hand… you have different fingers
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
On the other hand… you have different fingers
There and many mysteries that lie deep in the human heart, but that’s just bc no one has used a black light yet
February 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There and many mysteries that lie deep in the human heart, but that’s just bc no one has used a black light yet
Where am I going and why am I in a hand basket
February 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Where am I going and why am I in a hand basket
The good news is my cup runneth over, the bad news is it’s my diva cup
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The good news is my cup runneth over, the bad news is it’s my diva cup
Even sisyphus gets a break when the boulder rolls back downhill
January 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Even sisyphus gets a break when the boulder rolls back downhill