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Kreff Zing
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Living my worst life
Bring on the 130km wind gusts and rain. Xmassy!
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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🎶
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Listening to Joy Division at the local Starbies
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think we’re good as far as “Last Christmas” covers guys. Please give it a few years.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This new New Order single is their worst ever, but glad they are still doing new music?
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I keep a secret stash of Strawberry Kiwi Kool-Aid Jammers in my mini fridge. They are just for me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just thought of a funny parody song:“Free Ballin’”, to the tune of “Free Fallin’”. I am informing Tom Petty right now.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Wednesday ain’t that great
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Me to the AI Agent: "You didn't use the text in my design".
AI Agent: "You're absolutely right! I made up some shit instead."
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A bit inconvenient for the Blue Jays to play tomorrow when I have like 4 other things going on.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Using double question marks is so aggressive.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Listening to a band called "The Beatles". Some real Knickerbockers vibes so far.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
guh
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One good thing about spellcheck is when you are googling “diarrhea” over and over you can just mash “d r h a” a bunch and it usually knows what you mean. PS my tummy hurts.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can:
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
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October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The system / Is down
a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table
ALT: a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of McDonald's Monopoly Game Pieces
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Listening to a New Wave DJ mix and by far the worst song has been “Wild Wild West” and if you think that song is good you’re an idiot.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
AI has really ruined the word "vibe" for me.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hard to turn my heat on
October 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Imagine a time traveller from the 1800s showing up and the first thing they read is the headline "Fortnite Debuts KPop Demon Hunters Skins and Demon Rush Mode for Fortnitemares"
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated. I will be taking the rest of the week off to process this news; please respect my privacy during this hard time. #PrayForNicole #PrayForKeith
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM