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Alison B
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money.
http://rewritten.uk

Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
I can't even remember. It was some 'read free with Prime' thing that got great reviews but opened with a tedious description of a character's appearance. I could tell immediately that it was going to annoy Editor Me very, very much indeed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Eric Morecambe is spinning in his grave.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's true, the spiders are enormous. We had to rescue Young Master B from this one in Adelaide last year.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
THIS.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM