madam, i'm adam
@ajvsell.bsky.social
(he/him) Be gay. Do crimes. | I probably shouldn't judge, but here I go...
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It’s a pair of knickers. With a newt appliquéd onto them. Because Miss Trunchbull has a newt in her knickers after Matilda first does some magic.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s a pair of knickers. With a newt appliquéd onto them. Because Miss Trunchbull has a newt in her knickers after Matilda first does some magic.
It’s giving “he actually has to work—not fake it—on the day before Thanksgiving”.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s giving “he actually has to work—not fake it—on the day before Thanksgiving”.
And finally, show me in this picture where the protest had *literally anything* to do with co-opted Catholic imagery.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
And finally, show me in this picture where the protest had *literally anything* to do with co-opted Catholic imagery.
In that purgatory between shaving days for my show.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In that purgatory between shaving days for my show.
I also saw a near-Storrowing around 10:30 a.m.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I also saw a near-Storrowing around 10:30 a.m.
This will forever be one of my favorite photos of them.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This will forever be one of my favorite photos of them.
Man, I need to get back out to the Berkshires. Fucking gorgeous out there.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Man, I need to get back out to the Berkshires. Fucking gorgeous out there.
next season, on rupaul’s drag race all stars
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
next season, on rupaul’s drag race all stars
This Red Sox fan is all in.
October 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This Red Sox fan is all in.
glad to see the residents of my old hometown having a normal one about the naturalized Australian running for mayor
October 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
glad to see the residents of my old hometown having a normal one about the naturalized Australian running for mayor
In today’s absolutely unhinged stock photo:
(Came up in a search for “quit”.)
(Came up in a search for “quit”.)
October 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In today’s absolutely unhinged stock photo:
(Came up in a search for “quit”.)
(Came up in a search for “quit”.)
A picture on my device, and I choose to offer no explanation.
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A picture on my device, and I choose to offer no explanation.
When I have to text @spiff.bsky.social while I’m driving, I dictate it through Siri.
Apparently Siri caught the part where I was yelling at a bus driver for ignoring a Yield sign. 😂
Apparently Siri caught the part where I was yelling at a bus driver for ignoring a Yield sign. 😂
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When I have to text @spiff.bsky.social while I’m driving, I dictate it through Siri.
Apparently Siri caught the part where I was yelling at a bus driver for ignoring a Yield sign. 😂
Apparently Siri caught the part where I was yelling at a bus driver for ignoring a Yield sign. 😂
I beg your fucking pardon? No, I don’t want my PayPal account linked to Meta.
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I beg your fucking pardon? No, I don’t want my PayPal account linked to Meta.
I am *begging* whatever marketer designed this ad to consult a homo before going live with this shit
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I am *begging* whatever marketer designed this ad to consult a homo before going live with this shit
Something random before October:
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Something random before October:
jessica, this entire movie:
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
jessica, this entire movie:
Got startled by this snekky boy on my hike earlier.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Got startled by this snekky boy on my hike earlier.
There’s no good prompt for this one.
September 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There’s no good prompt for this one.