madam, i'm adam
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My mother in law (@spiff.bsky.social’s mother) was so amused by the production of Matilda I was just in that she felt moved to make me something. Which she presented with a surprising amount of ceremony at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My mother in law (@spiff.bsky.social’s mother) was so amused by the production of Matilda I was just in that she felt moved to make me something. Which she presented with a surprising amount of ceremony at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Introduced @spiff.bsky.social, @dirediredocks.bsky.social, and his husband to the musical Titanic tonight. Such a good show, deserves more recognition.
a large ship is sinking in the ocean
ALT: a large ship is sinking in the ocean
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November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Introduced @spiff.bsky.social, @dirediredocks.bsky.social, and his husband to the musical Titanic tonight. Such a good show, deserves more recognition.
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ROCK ‘N’ ROLL FRIDAY
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL FRIDAY
when i grow up
i will be brave enough to fight the creatures
that you have to fight beneath the bed each night
to be a grown up
i will be brave enough to fight the creatures
that you have to fight beneath the bed each night
to be a grown up
a little girl is riding a merry go round with her mouth open .
ALT: a little girl is riding a merry go round with her mouth open .
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November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
when i grow up
i will be brave enough to fight the creatures
that you have to fight beneath the bed each night
to be a grown up
i will be brave enough to fight the creatures
that you have to fight beneath the bed each night
to be a grown up
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next season, on rupaul’s drag race all stars
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
next season, on rupaul’s drag race all stars
It’s giving “he actually has to work—not fake it—on the day before Thanksgiving”.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s giving “he actually has to work—not fake it—on the day before Thanksgiving”.
The soundtrack to this also being *the* slow dance from my middle school dances is sending me.
most romantic foreign substance check in baseball history
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The soundtrack to this also being *the* slow dance from my middle school dances is sending me.
Man, remember when Francis was elected and everybody was like “wait, this guy kinda doesn’t suck” and then he died and we all resigned ourselves to the most famous Christian being another ass like Benny XVI or HalfABeatles II?
Turns out the *American* is also a not-sucky pope.
Turns out the *American* is also a not-sucky pope.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Man, remember when Francis was elected and everybody was like “wait, this guy kinda doesn’t suck” and then he died and we all resigned ourselves to the most famous Christian being another ass like Benny XVI or HalfABeatles II?
Turns out the *American* is also a not-sucky pope.
Turns out the *American* is also a not-sucky pope.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
Making a note to go to my local indie and buy them out of some of my favorite novels. I’ll use ‘em as gifts.
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Making a note to go to my local indie and buy them out of some of my favorite novels. I’ll use ‘em as gifts.
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John Oliver's big auction raised 1% of the cancelled public media funding
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
John Oliver's big auction raised 1% of the cancelled public media funding
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
charity is no replacement for the redistribution of wealth through taxation and spending
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Not me listening to the entire Amos Roddy discography while I work on this report.
a computer generated image of a space ship with a circular light at the center
ALT: a computer generated image of a space ship with a circular light at the center
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November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not me listening to the entire Amos Roddy discography while I work on this report.
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Hyperbole is like the worst thing ever
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hyperbole is like the worst thing ever
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
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This is one of the wildest things I’ve seen this week.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is one of the wildest things I’ve seen this week.
Beltran, Hernandez, Jones, Pedroia, Wright, and, yeah, I think it’s time: Ramirez and Rodriguez.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Beltran, Hernandez, Jones, Pedroia, Wright, and, yeah, I think it’s time: Ramirez and Rodriguez.
Front page article in our local weekly pissed me off pretty good. Bunch of shitty conservative “Catholics” (in quotations because the Catholics I grew up with aren’t like this at all) protested a Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence event at the UU church.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Front page article in our local weekly pissed me off pretty good. Bunch of shitty conservative “Catholics” (in quotations because the Catholics I grew up with aren’t like this at all) protested a Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence event at the UU church.
Took Tuesday off to get a thing cut off my face and Wednesday to recover a bit from that. And then overnight I had trouble sleeping and felt nauseated all night for no apparent reason.
Which is just to say, today is not it.
Which is just to say, today is not it.
Charlie Brown Not Feeling Well GIF
ALT: Charlie Brown Not Feeling Well GIF
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November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Took Tuesday off to get a thing cut off my face and Wednesday to recover a bit from that. And then overnight I had trouble sleeping and felt nauseated all night for no apparent reason.
Which is just to say, today is not it.
Which is just to say, today is not it.
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
And conspicuously without Republican senators having to go on the record for or against. Cute that the Dems didn’t force them to raise their hands. Now every single Republican can say “I didn’t vote for it” or “I did” based on their constituents’ morality.
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And conspicuously without Republican senators having to go on the record for or against. Cute that the Dems didn’t force them to raise their hands. Now every single Republican can say “I didn’t vote for it” or “I did” based on their constituents’ morality.
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare