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Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
there’s no time to explain
OH, well this is about a different thing entirely then
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lolllll sorry to accidentally call you out, please carry on
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ok well if it was you then I don’t care lol, it’s just so ominous to me as a metric
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am but a mere Texan. I do love efficiency but “donut” is the more familiar spelling (visually) to me, though I honestly didn’t notice that you used doughnut. potato potato
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by Allison
I had an 8 lb chihuahua that drank an entire cup of coffee when I wasn’t looking for about 3 minutes. It was sitting on a table outside with a chair next to it.
Just saying
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
OH NO
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
not really but I wouldn’t put it past him
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*while my mom drove me to the pet store lol (my car will be fine but it needs some work)
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
lol yeah. they’re from yesterday but the car thing was distracting and I forgot about them until this afternoon! I had one bite and then I forgot to move them further out of reach while I went to the pet store of all places
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OH NO
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
no one has it worse than her
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I actually got towed home from my trip to the grocery store so they survived a lot to make it here!!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
one of her besties is a little guy who I occasionally dogsit for and I have never forgotten the moment I realized I could just pick him up and move him if needed
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
lol yeah
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I know 😭
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I love her with my whole entire heart but my next dog will be 30 lbs max
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
im listening
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it looks great!
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have Jeff in my head going “shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife” any time the show comes up
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@joshuajfriedman.com I think you’ll enjoy this!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM