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ajoff.bsky.social
Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · Nov 8
hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 5m
my birthday was relatively recent and my nephew drew this for me
a child’s drawing of a tree with a hammock, an eastern screech owl, and a mallard duck
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1h
hell yeah!!!
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2h
(several years pass) ok ready
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 15h
same dog with mischief face
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 15h
PENNY BUTT
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 15h
the butt in question
a large fluffy brindle dog on the couch looking dramatically over one shoulder
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 15h
I just pulled my sunglasses and a cork coaster out from under her
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 15h
the thing about how big my dog’s butt is is that she can sit on anything without noticing
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drew @adrew.dadguy.help · 16h
guys listen to this video lmao
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nora 🎃 @downtownkitty.com · 17h
what the fuck
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 18h
that’s my thing!!
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 18h
yeah I’m searching for “players,”what of it
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 20h
your helmet is extremely cool
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 20h
thank you I hadn’t considered this
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 20h
yeah you could just use it as a way to score imaginary points when you’re mad about a food take instead
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · Jun 19
Bush did Helm’s Deep
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
the power of Wanting It More
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
that’s a good point, hadn’t thought about that
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
alright I was definitely underestimating the mariners but TO BE FAIR
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Proud Papa Squat @timspies.bsky.social · 1d
SpongeBob meme showing a crazy SpongeBob with AL West regular season written next to picture, and a muscled up SpongeBob with AL West playoffs written.
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
I definitely underestimated the mariners and that is exactly why lmao
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
oh noooo. I hope the misery is short-lived & you feel better soon
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 1d
Jyn 💖💖💖
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
boooooo (complimentary)
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
he always looks like you’ve caught him doing mischief
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
the dog likes to wake me up early so she can chew on a bone for 5 minutes before going right back to sleep on the couch
a large fluffy brindle dog curled up on the couch, fast asleep
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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social · 2d
love a double rug though
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