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Jamie
@ajamie.bsky.social
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Forty-six? More like forty-SEX!
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ethereal
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hey I hope you all get stuffed today or some other Thanksgiving innuendo!
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hell hath no fury like me finding out too late that the tuna wrap I bought is actually a LETTUCE wrap
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How dare you, 6:45am
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Time to hit the hay*

*have sex with Fiyero
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm finding my sugar cravings this morning to be very problematic
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cleaning out my car under the driver's seat I found my long lost bracelet and, as an unexpected bonus, my eyebrow tweezers!
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There is only one musical with an objectively better Act II and that is Grey Gardens.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Jamie
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not a hot guy in line at Walgreens watching me purchase beard dye and jock itch spray
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hobbies include body hair grooming
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Girl in the Bubble is growing on me
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Another day another SLAY
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's existential crisis Tuesday! Post your internal dread.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I almost fell over trying to take this selfie for you
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well don't I seem rather pleased with myself
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Masquerade4Masquerade
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Final tally 2! That's multiple right?
If all goes well I will be kissing multiple boys today
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If all goes well I will be kissing multiple boys today
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is your character really a bad boss bitch if there's not an establishing shot of her coming out of an elevator?
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm working late
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If I had an ounce more shamelessness and a pinch less intelligence, I could rule the world
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fine I'm going to the gym doing ONE bicep curl and then immediately coming home
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM