Mentally I'm still there

Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you.

It was very upsetting

My mom used 😈 recently and I had to call my therapist

Is it also 900 pages like Barbra's or 2 volumes like Cher's?

Save something for your memoir

She's a real bitch

Would love to taste your cranberries

May their love be as long as their vibrato is wide

You're just mad you didn't think of it

I would say equally good acts!

Masterpiece

Skincare that's also performance art

Are they hiring?

For the record, the dye was for my husband!! (jock itch is all me though baby!)