Good on HyperCars for being understandable? One can only imagine what things are like with LMDh systems

Imagine auto racing being relevant enough for the onion to comment on

We gonna put the hyper square in the 9X8

“Fuck it, let’s try prosecuting catholics, that’s gotta be super popular with somebody, right? Alright, go out there and explain why it’s godly, Mr. Catholic Vice President who isn’t having sex with a widowed right wing influencer.”

I trust the French to fuck it up on their own terms

It’s not a real connivence store if I can’t get a frosting-filled sweet roll in a bag

Sunoco car
Shell gas
Mobil oil??????

I;m thinking about thos bulls

Case ended so quickly they couldn’t finish the sketch 😭

ik you wrote this as long “mom”
but i cannot help but read it as “moom”