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New Phillies RHP Brad Keller in 2025:

69.2 IP
2.07 ERA
0.96 WHIP
75 K
22 BB
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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there are so many criticisms you can make of the South Park guys. "They only make fun of Christians" is just an absolutely insane one to pick.
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Minnesota I won’t say anything mean about the JJ McCarthy situation this offseason if you spare us from another week of “Here’s how the Cowboys can still win the NFC East” discourse
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Does this most likely mean nothing? Probably

Will I think about it all weekend? Absolutely
Tatsuya Imai follows Zack Wheeler on Instagram now.

Also, Zack Wheeler’s wife must really love Japanese snacks.
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
PEAK WAS ROBBED
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Going to bed with visions of Schwarbombs dancing in our heads
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Phillies and Kyle Schwarber have an agreement in place for a five-year, $150 million deal, a source confirmed. First reported by ESPN. Schwarber, who turns 33 in March, returns as the club’s anchor in lineup and clubhouse.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never a doubt
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Be really funny for the league to undervalue Ranger to the point where we can resign him
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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12-2-1991- Happy 34th anniversary to the “House of Pain” game to those who celebrate @2008philz.bsky.social #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We did it chat I fixed the Phillies

Sign BOTH Randy Arozarena and Aldolis Garcia for the corner spots and have Marsh for a platoon role.

Trade Bohm for relief help and to replace him aquire Brendan Donavan from the Cardinals moving Stott to 3rd and have Donavan at 2B.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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CHUCK SCHUMER: “Mr. Mamdani had an impressive win. I give him credit for it. I hope he is prepared to govern practically and fairly.”

DONALD TRUMP: “It’s going to be a socialist New York, isn’t that something? What a guy.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Kirby Air riders, confirmed game of the millennium
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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curb your air ride
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The Demon’s Maw Part I — out now!! Link in bio or in bleet below (1/2)
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thinking about him
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM