Andrew Mackenzie
@ahmackenzie.bsky.social
Scot mostly found in the West Midlands. Social democracy. Probably the only person to hold a season ticket for both Aberdeen and West Brom.
I don't agree with that in the workplace.
I don't agree with that in the workplace.
Me looking at my laptop screen as I react ‘😆’ to your Teams message:
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me looking at my laptop screen as I react ‘😆’ to your Teams message:
Really not sure about this new addition to the Madame Tussauds lineup.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Really not sure about this new addition to the Madame Tussauds lineup.
Utterly bemused - and amused - by this impression of the "Birmingham City Powerhouse" seemingly having FOUR referees on the pitch and both dugouts being occupied by home fans.
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Utterly bemused - and amused - by this impression of the "Birmingham City Powerhouse" seemingly having FOUR referees on the pitch and both dugouts being occupied by home fans.
Hugely enjoyable and informative few days in Belfast. Taxi tour, Crumlin Road Gaol, Titanic Experience, Stormont - all great. Walked the Falls and Shankill Roads. Lots of genuine and warm people, all with their own stories to tell. But feel like I only scratched the surface - will have to return.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hugely enjoyable and informative few days in Belfast. Taxi tour, Crumlin Road Gaol, Titanic Experience, Stormont - all great. Walked the Falls and Shankill Roads. Lots of genuine and warm people, all with their own stories to tell. But feel like I only scratched the surface - will have to return.
Great tour of Stormont this morning. Highly recommended if you ever find yourselves in Belfast.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Great tour of Stormont this morning. Highly recommended if you ever find yourselves in Belfast.
Kasper Schmeichel: The Hampden Chronicles, 2025.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Kasper Schmeichel: The Hampden Chronicles, 2025.
Republican Belfast, Falls Road (and surrounding area) - November 2025.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Republican Belfast, Falls Road (and surrounding area) - November 2025.
Loyalist Belfast, Shankill Road (and surrounding area) - November 2025.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Loyalist Belfast, Shankill Road (and surrounding area) - November 2025.
First time in Belfast, Northern Ireland, and indeed on the island of Ireland. Relatively shameful given I have lived in the UK virtually my entire life.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
First time in Belfast, Northern Ireland, and indeed on the island of Ireland. Relatively shameful given I have lived in the UK virtually my entire life.
These days, if you plant a phone in the House of Commons to play sex noises during Prime Minister's Questions, you get arrested and thrown in jail.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These days, if you plant a phone in the House of Commons to play sex noises during Prime Minister's Questions, you get arrested and thrown in jail.
A few days in Belfast next week. My first time there, fairly shamefully given the distance. Shankill Road and Falls Road are both on the itinerary, so making sure to pack this for the occasion.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A few days in Belfast next week. My first time there, fairly shamefully given the distance. Shankill Road and Falls Road are both on the itinerary, so making sure to pack this for the occasion.
Watching an episode of BBC Question Time in 2025.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Watching an episode of BBC Question Time in 2025.
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.
Take this cool, dark, steeled blade,
steal it, sheathe it, in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.
Take this cool, dark, steeled blade,
steal it, sheathe it, in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.
Take this cool, dark, steeled blade,
steal it, sheathe it, in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.
Take this cool, dark, steeled blade,
steal it, sheathe it, in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.
Today I learned that Chris Mason has an absolutely perfect Wikipedia profile picture.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Today I learned that Chris Mason has an absolutely perfect Wikipedia profile picture.
What you are greeted with when you decide to have a quick browse of Elon Musk's X in 2025, just to check up on the prevailing narrative:
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What you are greeted with when you decide to have a quick browse of Elon Musk's X in 2025, just to check up on the prevailing narrative:
At least somebody still grasps the art of understatement.
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
At least somebody still grasps the art of understatement.
BREAKING: The new director general of the BBC puts the final touches to his contract at Broadcasting House this evening, following the resignation of Tim Davie earlier today.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
BREAKING: The new director general of the BBC puts the final touches to his contract at Broadcasting House this evening, following the resignation of Tim Davie earlier today.
Absolutely outstanding. 10/10.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Absolutely outstanding. 10/10.