Adam Higgitt
@ahiggitt.bsky.social
Irrrepressible idealist trapped inside irredeemable cynic.
This is a spoof. This has to be a spoof.
It’s simply impossible for somebody this stupid to attain this high an office.
There must be a law of physics that prevents it from randomly occurring.
Please tell me this is a spoof.
It’s simply impossible for somebody this stupid to attain this high an office.
There must be a law of physics that prevents it from randomly occurring.
Please tell me this is a spoof.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is a spoof. This has to be a spoof.
It’s simply impossible for somebody this stupid to attain this high an office.
There must be a law of physics that prevents it from randomly occurring.
Please tell me this is a spoof.
It’s simply impossible for somebody this stupid to attain this high an office.
There must be a law of physics that prevents it from randomly occurring.
Please tell me this is a spoof.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth has ballooned from an estimated $700k when she entered Congress in 2021 to $25m today.
Among her equity holdings is Palantir, in which she invested days before it was awarded a huge ICE contract.
These people don't serve. They earn.
Among her equity holdings is Palantir, in which she invested days before it was awarded a huge ICE contract.
These people don't serve. They earn.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's net worth has ballooned from an estimated $700k when she entered Congress in 2021 to $25m today.
Among her equity holdings is Palantir, in which she invested days before it was awarded a huge ICE contract.
These people don't serve. They earn.
Among her equity holdings is Palantir, in which she invested days before it was awarded a huge ICE contract.
These people don't serve. They earn.
It's like they enjoy being humiliated in court.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's like they enjoy being humiliated in court.
Alternatively: just don't believe it. Period.
Because you won't see it. Because it isn't true.
Because you won't see it. Because it isn't true.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Alternatively: just don't believe it. Period.
Because you won't see it. Because it isn't true.
Because you won't see it. Because it isn't true.
"And then they rewarded me with special lights and music in my head. And voices telling me to invade Venezuela."
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"And then they rewarded me with special lights and music in my head. And voices telling me to invade Venezuela."
Err, he persuaded a million Americans to vote for him.
That points to at least *some* success in assimilating.
That points to at least *some* success in assimilating.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Err, he persuaded a million Americans to vote for him.
That points to at least *some* success in assimilating.
That points to at least *some* success in assimilating.
The logic of Miller's argument is that decisions made by the executive ought not be justiciable.
That is a repudiation of the separation of powers - and therefore the Constitution - and the installation of a leviathan.
That is a repudiation of the separation of powers - and therefore the Constitution - and the installation of a leviathan.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The logic of Miller's argument is that decisions made by the executive ought not be justiciable.
That is a repudiation of the separation of powers - and therefore the Constitution - and the installation of a leviathan.
That is a repudiation of the separation of powers - and therefore the Constitution - and the installation of a leviathan.
To be fair to JD, "has good moments" *is* what you're supposed to say about someone with dementia.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
To be fair to JD, "has good moments" *is* what you're supposed to say about someone with dementia.
This wretched woman just never gets bored of Donald Trump pissing on her parade.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This wretched woman just never gets bored of Donald Trump pissing on her parade.
Packaging for new gloves simultaneously over-promises and under-instructs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Packaging for new gloves simultaneously over-promises and under-instructs.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I saw Mamdani interviewed on Fox News. The interviewer started by demanding that he apologise for being a Muslim.
By the end she was thanking him for raising affordability issues and seeking his views on soccer.
He’s a charming mofo. And Trump’s such a fragile ego that the charm worked a treat.
By the end she was thanking him for raising affordability issues and seeking his views on soccer.
He’s a charming mofo. And Trump’s such a fragile ego that the charm worked a treat.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I saw Mamdani interviewed on Fox News. The interviewer started by demanding that he apologise for being a Muslim.
By the end she was thanking him for raising affordability issues and seeking his views on soccer.
He’s a charming mofo. And Trump’s such a fragile ego that the charm worked a treat.
By the end she was thanking him for raising affordability issues and seeking his views on soccer.
He’s a charming mofo. And Trump’s such a fragile ego that the charm worked a treat.
I didn't realise President Trump was actually being highly respectful when he barked "quiet, piggy!" at a reporter.
Silly me.
Silly me.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I didn't realise President Trump was actually being highly respectful when he barked "quiet, piggy!" at a reporter.
Silly me.
Silly me.
There may be a slow moving auto-coup in progress, but that's not an excuse to be a sweary Mary.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There may be a slow moving auto-coup in progress, but that's not an excuse to be a sweary Mary.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Alright, somebody grab the old geezer's phone. He's obviously having a funny turn.
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Alright, somebody grab the old geezer's phone. He's obviously having a funny turn.
I thought he was leaning against that wall and now I can't get "MAGA: Fragrance for Men (available at CVS and Walgreens)" out of my head.
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I thought he was leaning against that wall and now I can't get "MAGA: Fragrance for Men (available at CVS and Walgreens)" out of my head.
Civilian here.
No it's not.
No it's not.
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Civilian here.
No it's not.
No it's not.
Really? Because it looks a lot like Democrat lawmakers are openly calling for the military to uphold the law and the Constitution.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Really? Because it looks a lot like Democrat lawmakers are openly calling for the military to uphold the law and the Constitution.
My upper brain knows this is wrong, unbecoming and highly unpleasant.
But it doesn't rouse any kind of visceral upset in me. I've seen him act like a vulgar, ignorant bully too many times.
He's normalised this - at least for me. I didn't choose that and I don't want it, but there it is anyway.
But it doesn't rouse any kind of visceral upset in me. I've seen him act like a vulgar, ignorant bully too many times.
He's normalised this - at least for me. I didn't choose that and I don't want it, but there it is anyway.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My upper brain knows this is wrong, unbecoming and highly unpleasant.
But it doesn't rouse any kind of visceral upset in me. I've seen him act like a vulgar, ignorant bully too many times.
He's normalised this - at least for me. I didn't choose that and I don't want it, but there it is anyway.
But it doesn't rouse any kind of visceral upset in me. I've seen him act like a vulgar, ignorant bully too many times.
He's normalised this - at least for me. I didn't choose that and I don't want it, but there it is anyway.
“Coffee, beef and bananas just got cheaper thanks to Trump” is one way of putting it.
Another might be “coffee, beef and bananas got more expensive thanks to Trump and will still be more expensive because of the unlawful and unjustifiable tariffs he imposed but which he is now easing slightly.”
Another might be “coffee, beef and bananas got more expensive thanks to Trump and will still be more expensive because of the unlawful and unjustifiable tariffs he imposed but which he is now easing slightly.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Coffee, beef and bananas just got cheaper thanks to Trump” is one way of putting it.
Another might be “coffee, beef and bananas got more expensive thanks to Trump and will still be more expensive because of the unlawful and unjustifiable tariffs he imposed but which he is now easing slightly.”
Another might be “coffee, beef and bananas got more expensive thanks to Trump and will still be more expensive because of the unlawful and unjustifiable tariffs he imposed but which he is now easing slightly.”
For a country in which “you can’t talk about immigration without being called a racist” we seem to talk an awful lot about immigration
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
For a country in which “you can’t talk about immigration without being called a racist” we seem to talk an awful lot about immigration
But it's not *just* your country, is it? You have to rub along with people who don't look like you, who may disagree with you and who may want a different kind of society to the one you idealize.
And you have to do that within the laws that everyone is expected to abide by.
And you have to do that within the laws that everyone is expected to abide by.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
But it's not *just* your country, is it? You have to rub along with people who don't look like you, who may disagree with you and who may want a different kind of society to the one you idealize.
And you have to do that within the laws that everyone is expected to abide by.
And you have to do that within the laws that everyone is expected to abide by.
I believe this is MAGA's Rudolf Hess moment.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I believe this is MAGA's Rudolf Hess moment.
It's not lost, pet. Just get off the A1(M) at junction 64.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's not lost, pet. Just get off the A1(M) at junction 64.