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Agnes Nitwit
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Pratchett lover. Bit old and tired.
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Plastic flowers and foliage picked up from Cornish beaches.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The 'Doctor Who' companion that got away... Pauline Collins as Samantha Briggs with Jamie (Frazer Hines) in 'The Faceless Ones' (1967)
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Everyone knew at least 1 person that was getting paid for good grades… never me though 😂 #CalvinandHobbes
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ooh!
Freyja Stokes, a real-life #Pratchett scholar, looks at Mrs Palm and the historical connections between sex work and witchcraft... come for the history, stay for some amazing puns.

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November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This is fascinating
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Undoubtedly murdered untold numbers before deciding to create a money-spinning lottery where he could gleefully murder willing victims. Even managed to convince a traumatised 12 year old & his workshy grampa to sign an admission of guilt by pretending he was signing over the ownership of his company
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Monday
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Some ancient stony corals were able to survive extreme environmental changes, which suggests that some modern species could possess some resilience to the effects of climate change, according to research in Nature. go.nature.com/4hrpLpi 🌊 🧪
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Can't wait to tell my AI girlfriend!
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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The sequel "Myers-Briggs test with the vampire" never reached the same popularity
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
An impromptu visit to Kelscott House
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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New live action Barbapapa movie first look pics just dropped.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
July 9, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Wordle 1,586 3/6*

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October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Phrazle 1258: 3/6
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#phrazle

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October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I think you've hit the nail on the head. I also think that we've increasingly built a society in the west which encourages people to think they're entitled to continuous validation, and that's precisely what AI 'friends' give them.
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This is pretty much it
Politicians aren’t thinking in decades anymore, they’re thinking in dopamine hits. Every statement is crafted for clicks, not consequences. The goal isn’t progress, it’s engagement. When the algorithm becomes the audience, rational politics dies and performance takes its place.
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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CEO Of Teddy Bears Cancels Picnic, Announcing “We Are Not Standing For This Fucking Bullshit, Man. Also If I See So Much As One More ‘Live Laugh Love’ Poster I’m Going To Smash The Place Up.”
If you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise. The woods are gone. There’s a road called ‘The Woods’ there instead, containing a load of fucking ghastly overpriced executive houses with identical shiny light grey interiors and pointless giant clocks in their living rooms.
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Is it spending vast amounts of money on very expensive clothes?
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It shouldn’t need to be said, but here we are.
Welfare cuts have fuelled rise of far right and populism, top UN expert says
Exclusive: Poverty rapporteur says governments must rethink welfare state as essential to fabric of society
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Map of Europe: What if all the glaciers melted?

brilliantmaps.com/all-the-g...
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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"I warn you not to fall in love with someone from another country. And if you do, I very specifically warn you that she mustn't take maternity leave."
The Conservatives have drafted the legislation.

ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.

If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)

The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.

Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.

"Oi!" I called.

"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."

Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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when you're in Highgate Cemetery trying to kill time as you wait to find your dead fiancée and shove a spike through her chest, that's tombscrolling
when you’re a prospective #adoptive parent checking out the website of that agency based in Utah, it’s wombscrolling
If you're looking for feathered hats, it's plumescrolling
October 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM