A Jenny
@agirldonkey.bsky.social
Lesbian trophy wife | Feral librarian @ivanlibrary.bsky.social + catchyname.net | Pissed off Texan | queer for forty years
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A Jenny
@agirldonkey.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Say what you will about gen x but they invented the troubled teen industry for us. As a graduate of same, I’m not scared at all of “the camps”
Daddi has been good this month so I’m considering a domestic scene for next week 👗👠for fifteen years she has wanted to come home to me vacuuming in stilettos. I burnt out the motor in her Kirby so I’m getting a (bargain basement) hokey instead
May 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Daddi has been good this month so I’m considering a domestic scene for next week 👗👠for fifteen years she has wanted to come home to me vacuuming in stilettos. I burnt out the motor in her Kirby so I’m getting a (bargain basement) hokey instead
🚨🚨🚨One of my mom’s male neighbors at the 55+ apartments has left a pineapple outside her door twice in the last few weeks 🚨🚨🚨 none of my irl friends have any idea what this means so they had to come tell bluesky 🚨🚨🚨
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🚨🚨🚨One of my mom’s male neighbors at the 55+ apartments has left a pineapple outside her door twice in the last few weeks 🚨🚨🚨 none of my irl friends have any idea what this means so they had to come tell bluesky 🚨🚨🚨
I want to cancel my birthday trip, like…everything just sucks now. They charge you as much as they can get away with and still have you show up, but won’t pay the staff they hire to serve you enough to actually care, 100% knowing the model is unsustainable but hoping to get out before you catch on
April 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I want to cancel my birthday trip, like…everything just sucks now. They charge you as much as they can get away with and still have you show up, but won’t pay the staff they hire to serve you enough to actually care, 100% knowing the model is unsustainable but hoping to get out before you catch on
Morning going great, totally not hung over
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Morning going great, totally not hung over
Sorry I disclosed my abduction and rape lol
April 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sorry I disclosed my abduction and rape lol
My most toxic trait is that 99% of my attempts to have conversations with my dogs 🐕 involve me asking “what are you doing?” which is boring because a) they can’t answer and 2: it’s always 1000% obvious what they are doing (waiting for me to drop food)
April 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My most toxic trait is that 99% of my attempts to have conversations with my dogs 🐕 involve me asking “what are you doing?” which is boring because a) they can’t answer and 2: it’s always 1000% obvious what they are doing (waiting for me to drop food)
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Eight. Six. Seven. Five. Three. Zero. Nine.
April 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Eight. Six. Seven. Five. Three. Zero. Nine.
I just canceled my in-laws lol and it such a relief
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I just canceled my in-laws lol and it such a relief
We are so close to being high right now, I see the baggie, the tray, and the papers and I just need someone to ask me to roll 👉🏻👈🏻
April 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We are so close to being high right now, I see the baggie, the tray, and the papers and I just need someone to ask me to roll 👉🏻👈🏻
No takers on the fishing charter option for what has now become a 12-lesbian long-weekend trip. I would feel better about this if my wife hadn’t bought herself a boat of her own this very afternoon. She is one thousand percent going to decide EVERYONE needs to fish because “now the charter is free”
Was thinking “welp I better not ask for anything too nice for my birthday” but it turns out that actually you can get taken away for a long weekend if you provide links to a possible fishing charter during it
“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No takers on the fishing charter option for what has now become a 12-lesbian long-weekend trip. I would feel better about this if my wife hadn’t bought herself a boat of her own this very afternoon. She is one thousand percent going to decide EVERYONE needs to fish because “now the charter is free”
I have decided to move from a breakfast/lunch/dinner model to brunch/supper. Basically just involves skipping breakfast, having cereal at noon, and eating a lunchable and/or throwing myself on Gracie’s mercy at night
April 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I have decided to move from a breakfast/lunch/dinner model to brunch/supper. Basically just involves skipping breakfast, having cereal at noon, and eating a lunchable and/or throwing myself on Gracie’s mercy at night
Accidental lifehack: left my hoodie in Mimi’s preferred office chair, and when I felt chilly I realized she was sleeping on it. Hated to wake her but godDAMN this hoodie toasty warm now. Bonus: as a poodle mix, she doesn’t shed and never smells
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Accidental lifehack: left my hoodie in Mimi’s preferred office chair, and when I felt chilly I realized she was sleeping on it. Hated to wake her but godDAMN this hoodie toasty warm now. Bonus: as a poodle mix, she doesn’t shed and never smells
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remember Red Note
April 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
remember Red Note
Well good morning, ma’am!
March 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well good morning, ma’am!
My 80 lb pit bull was wedging herself into the 6 inches of sofa between me and Gracie and she dragged her entire naked butthole down the full length of my arm 🤢 She’s helpfully licking my elbow now
March 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My 80 lb pit bull was wedging herself into the 6 inches of sofa between me and Gracie and she dragged her entire naked butthole down the full length of my arm 🤢 She’s helpfully licking my elbow now
Oh shit almost time for game 2 watch me turn it on and pay attention even with no witnesses 🤯
I don’t follow sports but HELL YEAH HOUSTON 78-40 THAT’S ONE OF MY ALMA MATERS
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March 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh shit almost time for game 2 watch me turn it on and pay attention even with no witnesses 🤯
Smokin a refry and sippin a white claw following my dinner of Jack-in-the-box egg rolls, you?
March 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Smokin a refry and sippin a white claw following my dinner of Jack-in-the-box egg rolls, you?
I don’t follow sports but HELL YEAH HOUSTON 78-40 THAT’S ONE OF MY ALMA MATERS
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March 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t follow sports but HELL YEAH HOUSTON 78-40 THAT’S ONE OF MY ALMA MATERS
I AM AT RED LOBSTER!!! My mom’s suburb still has one
Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀
Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀
Wtf I was so pumped to eat cheddar bay biscuits…so far no bread at all has been offered
March 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I AM AT RED LOBSTER!!! My mom’s suburb still has one
Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀
Also while I was skeeting this from the bathroom the lights went out 👀
godDAMN I wish we had drafts idc I enjoy scrolling through a minimum if 3 screens worth of thing i DIDN’T say and admiring my own restraint
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
godDAMN I wish we had drafts idc I enjoy scrolling through a minimum if 3 screens worth of thing i DIDN’T say and admiring my own restraint
I have sold 3 more! I just know we can get rid of the remaining 20 kits in existence 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 my wife asked me “have you petitioned the Santa for help with sales?” and NO, I have not, I have her assigned to political operations rn
Another one! Nothing succeeds like success I guess
I sold a Santa Muerte starter kit from my Etsy shop! Only my third sale in over a year…if you’ve ever been curious about the Santa: www.etsy.com/shop/Justice...
March 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have sold 3 more! I just know we can get rid of the remaining 20 kits in existence 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 my wife asked me “have you petitioned the Santa for help with sales?” and NO, I have not, I have her assigned to political operations rn
Was thinking “welp I better not ask for anything too nice for my birthday” but it turns out that actually you can get taken away for a long weekend if you provide links to a possible fishing charter during it
“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”
March 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Was thinking “welp I better not ask for anything too nice for my birthday” but it turns out that actually you can get taken away for a long weekend if you provide links to a possible fishing charter during it
“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Why are you wearing Replacement Rock to sit on our couch on a random Thursday?” “WE ARE STILL BONDING THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME”
Alexa is not allowed to say “bitch”
Having the best time making Alexa message my entire house over and over again “From Jenny: No.”
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Alexa is not allowed to say “bitch”
Me tryna startle my dog: PEGGY!!!
Peggy: 🤨
Peggy: 🤨
March 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me tryna startle my dog: PEGGY!!!
Peggy: 🤨
Peggy: 🤨