VAN VAN ✨🪐
@agentbigbutt007.bsky.social
The tiny terror.
She/her 🏳️🌈🇵🇱🇱🇧
She/her 🏳️🌈🇵🇱🇱🇧
Not a bone in my body nostalgic for 2016
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Not a bone in my body nostalgic for 2016
Someone just said “double tundra”
Bitch did you mean ENTENDRE?!
Bitch did you mean ENTENDRE?!
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Someone just said “double tundra”
Bitch did you mean ENTENDRE?!
Bitch did you mean ENTENDRE?!
People on FB are claiming the government engineered the winter storm to freeze a leviathan near Venezuela. Yes, a leviathan 💀
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
People on FB are claiming the government engineered the winter storm to freeze a leviathan near Venezuela. Yes, a leviathan 💀
How does Tofu keeping having these poos that are longer than her entire body? 💀
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
How does Tofu keeping having these poos that are longer than her entire body? 💀
2026 and I see people still struggling with knowing the difference between snow and ice 💀
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
2026 and I see people still struggling with knowing the difference between snow and ice 💀
The New Yorker in me will NOT put down the cold cuts. They will kill me and I will die happy
a person is holding a reiner sausage in their hands
ALT: a person is holding a reiner sausage in their hands
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The New Yorker in me will NOT put down the cold cuts. They will kill me and I will die happy
I vaguely remember the 2002 ice storm. We didn’t have power for a week, and my family was just getting wasted at the Lone Star down the street. A truck came by and annihilated what was left of our landline too. Good times 🤪
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I vaguely remember the 2002 ice storm. We didn’t have power for a week, and my family was just getting wasted at the Lone Star down the street. A truck came by and annihilated what was left of our landline too. Good times 🤪
Aunt Gladys is officially an Oscar nominee
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Aunt Gladys is officially an Oscar nominee
Please stop putting Jared Leto in things. I beg of you 😭
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Please stop putting Jared Leto in things. I beg of you 😭
I cracked open a Coke Zero and all the cats frantically ran away. Stop judging me!!!! I know what mf time it is.
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I cracked open a Coke Zero and all the cats frantically ran away. Stop judging me!!!! I know what mf time it is.
Been on a medical/first responder drama kick lately (not Grey’s, never Grey’s) and DMX showed up in Third Watch, and it’s cracking me up. I had no idea.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Been on a medical/first responder drama kick lately (not Grey’s, never Grey’s) and DMX showed up in Third Watch, and it’s cracking me up. I had no idea.
Can this snow and/or ice just come and go already bitch?
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Can this snow and/or ice just come and go already bitch?
She’s knocked and snoring
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
She’s knocked and snoring
CROCS ON, CHEEKS OUT 🤓
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
CROCS ON, CHEEKS OUT 🤓
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooonnnnnngggggggg jacket 🤪
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooonnnnnngggggggg jacket 🤪
Calling me “auntie” when I look younger than you is madness
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Calling me “auntie” when I look younger than you is madness
I just saw God (I had a root beer float)
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I just saw God (I had a root beer float)
Listening to PinkPantheress makes me wanna do choreo in a full Juicy velour suit in the Kohl’s parking lot. God I love her.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Listening to PinkPantheress makes me wanna do choreo in a full Juicy velour suit in the Kohl’s parking lot. God I love her.
I got out of the car and was lint rolling my butt. I guess I made eye contact with the Spectrum man. He drove off with his door open and all his equipment falling out all over the place. I—
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I got out of the car and was lint rolling my butt. I guess I made eye contact with the Spectrum man. He drove off with his door open and all his equipment falling out all over the place. I—
Reposted by VAN VAN ✨🪐
Inside CECOT 60 Minutes banned dec 2025
YouTube video by Ron B
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love my annoying son 💕
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I love my annoying son 💕
I can’t believe I’m even saying this right now ~bc it’s almost 2026~ but somebody ”poked” me on Facebook 🤮
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I can’t believe I’m even saying this right now ~bc it’s almost 2026~ but somebody ”poked” me on Facebook 🤮
Thankful that I never actually took that job. Seeing all the creeps that were once shunned from various positions and events in the community flock over there en masse. The irony is not lost on me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thankful that I never actually took that job. Seeing all the creeps that were once shunned from various positions and events in the community flock over there en masse. The irony is not lost on me.