WTF is wrong with these people? I hope that ripping chunks of his eye brows off is worth the few LinkedIn likes.

I can’t tell what’s whiter—the white board or the freakishly white teeth. I also appreciate the attribution of that rehashed quote to himself at the bottom. I guess he wanted to make sure no other LinkedIn influencer uses it without linking it back to him.

This is some next level LinkedIn hustle culture bro white boarding. I’m not even vaguely clued in on WTF the terms actually mean, but I can also somehow see this picture popping up on some 4chan semi-ironic conspiracy discussion board without losing too much meaning.

Why does his headshot look like a combination of the Fulton County mugshots from the election interference case?

The LinkedIn self-help industrial complex™️ doesn’t even bother to actually write stuff with a marker on those fucking white boards anymore. It’s all a template with text box, fortune cookie-grade advice, and a condescending smirk.

Met @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy at @defcon.bsky.social with @kikta.net and got two new books signed!