Aaron Yonka
@adyonka.bsky.social
Odd, but weirdly fascinating. Please scream inside your heart. Do not unauthorized disassemble. Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. (he, him, his)
Happy National Fruitcake Day to all who observe.
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy National Fruitcake Day to all who observe.
Happy National Whiners Day to all who observe.
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy National Whiners Day to all who observe.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
Happy National Pumpkin Pie Day to all who observe.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Pie Day to all who observe.
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Like prime, but with human beings”
Happy National Eggnog Day to all who observe.
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy National Eggnog Day to all who observe.
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I’m sure this will be popular. 5 million people are in default right now. The Dept of Ed estimates as many as 10 million by end of next year because of job market.
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m sure this will be popular. 5 million people are in default right now. The Dept of Ed estimates as many as 10 million by end of next year because of job market.
The first battleship designed by the Angry Yam has been sighted.
Hot Garbage Dumpster Fire GIF
Alt: Animated GIF of a dumpster on fire and floating downstream in a flood
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The first battleship designed by the Angry Yam has been sighted.
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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Yeah, let's be careful out there with Epstein shit. George W. Bush's military service was hinky as hell, but the fake memos fed to CBS killed the story after Dan Rather ran with the false scoop. (Look it up, kids.)
1. Keep your eye on the ball, people
That Epstein-Larry Nassar letter has fake written all over it -- N. Virginia postmark, after JE's death, in a handwriting that appears not his own
It's hard not to think DOJ WANTED this out there to then be debunked and thus discredit every mention of Trump...
That Epstein-Larry Nassar letter has fake written all over it -- N. Virginia postmark, after JE's death, in a handwriting that appears not his own
It's hard not to think DOJ WANTED this out there to then be debunked and thus discredit every mention of Trump...
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yeah, let's be careful out there with Epstein shit. George W. Bush's military service was hinky as hell, but the fake memos fed to CBS killed the story after Dan Rather ran with the false scoop. (Look it up, kids.)
Happy National Pfeffernuse Day to all who observe.
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Happy National Pfeffernuse Day to all who observe.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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Clueless US media understand Trump's shut down of Atlantic coast wind farms as just some vague national security thing about radar or as Trump's weird ideas about alternative energy. But in Denmark, this is immediately understood for what it is: a shakedown against two large Danish companies,
Danske vindaktier lukker i rødt efter amerikansk udmelding
Ørsteds og Vestas' aktier er kommet i modvind og dykker ved børsluk oven på nyhed om havvindparker i USA.
www.berlingske.dk
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Clueless US media understand Trump's shut down of Atlantic coast wind farms as just some vague national security thing about radar or as Trump's weird ideas about alternative energy. But in Denmark, this is immediately understood for what it is: a shakedown against two large Danish companies,
Happy National Date Nut Bread Day to all who observe.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy National Date Nut Bread Day to all who observe.
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
Happy National Flashlight Day to all who observe.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy National Flashlight Day to all who observe.
@bobcesca.bsky.social He escaped from his cigar box again….
A little known fact is that it also happens to be bigger in terms of land mass.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social He escaped from his cigar box again….
Happy National Sangria Day to all who observe.
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy National Sangria Day to all who observe.
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LOL -- Trump announces that his new healthcare plan, which he says was inspired by watching the pharma CEOs kiss his ass, is simply asking the healthcare companies to lower their prices
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
LOL -- Trump announces that his new healthcare plan, which he says was inspired by watching the pharma CEOs kiss his ass, is simply asking the healthcare companies to lower their prices
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Transparency at last 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Transparency at last 🙄
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you. I’m not shocked at all.
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you. I’m not shocked at all.
Happy National Hard Candy Day to all who observe.
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Happy National Hard Candy Day to all who observe.
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TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.
TikTok U.S. Sale to Close Next Month: Oracle and Silver Lake Confirmed in Buyer Consortium
Abu Dhabi's state investment fund will also be a managing investor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.