"All my classmates are all just conforming to the same opinion, unlike me, the nonconformist freethinker"
"So what's your opinion?"
"That nonconformity is bad and that everyone should conform"

“I do not necessarily see [teasing] as a problem.”
*gets teased*
“This is a major problem!!”

Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.

Fairly sure this belonged to a genre of show existing exclusively to confuse people when there was no sound or subtitles.

The only one I saw was of a large man who had sexed a tiny woman through drywall. There wasn't much to say about it, so they just kept reenacitng the thing that never happened.

Get a grip.

Sometimes, there's a man -- well, he's the man for his time and place,

Some folks seem to be staking an entire career out of cancellation.

It's probably easier than working on good material.

"Some have said it's extortion, others claim it is extortion (good)"

Them ghostly scrubbin bubbles.

Is it that much of an imbalance when I'm actually just that ugly?

Back when men had healthy relationships with women.

OK, agreed on the first part ...