My blueberries are finally starting to ripen 🥰

You can’t eat at everybody’s house

My mom was recently diagnosed with Parkinson’s, and I have basically spent 4 of the last 6 months in Arkansas taking care of her and getting her meds figured out. 90% of my wardrobe is from Walmart now. Please send avocado toast and boba. Tell my husband and cat and plants that I miss them.

The neighborhood cats do not approve

Viktor & Rolf spring 2025

Aww, the San Francisco department of elections is so cute (we hosted a polling place in our garage)

Mood

Actually, fuck it maybe the tiktok ban will be brilliant. Because millions of Americans will go to Red Note which will trigger a massive cultural exchange with China and maybe together we can save the planet or something

Update: this is acceptable

I have at least FIFTY packages of Rancho Gordo beans in my pantry, but not a single bag of black eyed peas. And no collard greens so I’m just making canned spinach.

I hope 2025 appreciates my gestures all the same.

We will rebuild #SFtornado

Small pockets of power outages in SF: pgealerts.alerts.pge.com/outage-tools...

What in tarnation, I thought the deal was to trade earthquakes and California taxes to get away from tornadoes.

(Do not fuck around on this, I got the cat and we’re in the basement)