i just watched the trailer and immediately got that “hmm nope i must’ve hallucinated that” feeling

next week the colts are gonna announce jeff saturday as their starting center

gonna be a spreadsheet-burning

people in alabama are going to be so mad at you for saying this!

i’m glad i’m not the only person whose mind went immediately to this card lol

the house has passed a resolution that they think pee is better than poo

trying to get the expensive guy healthy for the playoffs is probably the right move

realizing that i still only own this figure as a junky key-chain…

yeah, i tend to think most “nepo baby” talk is pretty ridiculous, but i do believe that we should prioritize some politicians who actually know what it’s like to rent an apartment or shop at a grocery store.

good jorb lauern!