Aaron Derby
@aderb77.bsky.social
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And he turned out so normal!
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
And he turned out so normal!
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If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰
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May 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Crazy thing is, 10 years ago, this wouldn’t have been a controversial statement.
Nobody forced Donald Trump to run for president.
He chose this.
But a president and his family having business deals with foreign countries is a textbook conflict of interest.
Trump must divest of his businesses. All of them.
Or resign.
He chose this.
But a president and his family having business deals with foreign countries is a textbook conflict of interest.
Trump must divest of his businesses. All of them.
Or resign.
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Crazy thing is, 10 years ago, this wouldn’t have been a controversial statement.
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I’m not gonna pretend Trump is the only reason stuff like this is happening, but I sure as shit know he is the worst person possible to be to the president in charge of fixing it.
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Air traffic controllers for New Jersey's Newark airport lost radar again for 90 seconds Friday, FAA says.
May 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m not gonna pretend Trump is the only reason stuff like this is happening, but I sure as shit know he is the worst person possible to be to the president in charge of fixing it.
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PHOTO: When your makeup artist was trained by Oompa Loompas, but skipped class the day they taught blending.
May 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
PHOTO: When your makeup artist was trained by Oompa Loompas, but skipped class the day they taught blending.
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If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
May 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
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He’s asking us to believe that a White House aide took it upon themselves to post an astonishingly offensive post without informing him, but also, even though he was not informed, he somehow knows it was “in jest.”
May 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He’s asking us to believe that a White House aide took it upon themselves to post an astonishingly offensive post without informing him, but also, even though he was not informed, he somehow knows it was “in jest.”
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I’d kill for the kinda time it would take to answer this.
May 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’d kill for the kinda time it would take to answer this.
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When even Rand Paul is like, “Yeah, that’s too extreme.”
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When even Rand Paul is like, “Yeah, that’s too extreme.”
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In the same sense that lice, boils, and locusts were God's gifts to Egypt.
January 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In the same sense that lice, boils, and locusts were God's gifts to Egypt.
Finished building the TIE Interceptor over the weekend. Coolest looking TIE in my opinion. Now the X-wing has some company.
December 9, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Finished building the TIE Interceptor over the weekend. Coolest looking TIE in my opinion. Now the X-wing has some company.
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
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a haiku for Matt Gaetz
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
a haiku for Matt Gaetz
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you
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Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General.
SMITE!
SMITE!
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General.
SMITE!
SMITE!
