Todd Howard: “Why make new game when can just sell old game again and again?”

The dark side is a pathway to Yule logs some consider to be… unnatural.

Nice try, but those boxes aren’t arranged in alphabetical order.

Yep, it was a compilation of both games plus the strategy guides included.

Yikes. My generation is cooked.

I'm trying to wrap my head around how the chart works. Like, I see a blue line extending up from my age in 2015, up to a percent... but then there's a different color that keeps going, and bright red up at the top...? I'm just not sure what's being displayed.

Of the two Jimmys doing late night shows that I am aware of, he's definitely the worse one.

He demanded that they not only stand, but also deliver!

Is this anything?

I've got a story, and it's been germinating and it's starting to press on the seams a bit. It has to fill in all the available space before the dam can break, but once it does, I look forward to my brain's "MUST WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN" mode.

Then I get to edit, which is my favorite part of writing!

He's the worse of the late-night guys named Jimmy.

This is where someone with way more social-media/internet savvy than me needs to go into these spaces and convince them all that he faked his death so he could expose Trump's crimes or something. Just light the match and then walk away from the conflagration like some kind of action hero.

Cardassians agree.

Sitting George Washington down in a theater and forcing him to watch the original Jurassic Park, only for him to die of a heart-attack five minutes in when that guy gets eaten by a velociraptor.