Adam Tex Davis
@adamtexdavis.bsky.social
Creator/Prod./Screenwriter/Podcaster: JUST FRIENDS; BRAINCHILD; BRAIN GAMES; WHO SMARTED?; SLAYCATION, OSCARS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? podcast. I ❤️ Dogs & Movies. Hate Trump. I got jokes! 🌊💙
Fiberace lives here!
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fiberace lives here!
The first and only time this asshole has ever de-escalated anything...
September 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The first and only time this asshole has ever de-escalated anything...
You knew it was just a matter of time. Be best in peace Melania.
August 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You knew it was just a matter of time. Be best in peace Melania.
The sign stands for:
Pedophile
Epstein
Accomplice
Can’t
Escape
Pedophile
Epstein
Accomplice
Can’t
Escape
August 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The sign stands for:
Pedophile
Epstein
Accomplice
Can’t
Escape
Pedophile
Epstein
Accomplice
Can’t
Escape
The whole world was LAUGHING AT BIDEN and the USA until I TOOK OVER. *And now nobody is laughing at us!
*Except this guy
*Except this guy
August 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The whole world was LAUGHING AT BIDEN and the USA until I TOOK OVER. *And now nobody is laughing at us!
*Except this guy
*Except this guy
Don’t hurt yourself Grandfuhrer
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don’t hurt yourself Grandfuhrer
INSIDE OUT 3 -- looks like ass.
For one thing, they left out Joy.
And now we're just left with
Anger - Trump
Disgust - Vance
Fear - Rubio
Sadness - Hegseth
Just had to have this awful array of shitty, overly-emotional men instead of the strong, smart woman.
For one thing, they left out Joy.
And now we're just left with
Anger - Trump
Disgust - Vance
Fear - Rubio
Sadness - Hegseth
Just had to have this awful array of shitty, overly-emotional men instead of the strong, smart woman.
June 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
INSIDE OUT 3 -- looks like ass.
For one thing, they left out Joy.
And now we're just left with
Anger - Trump
Disgust - Vance
Fear - Rubio
Sadness - Hegseth
Just had to have this awful array of shitty, overly-emotional men instead of the strong, smart woman.
For one thing, they left out Joy.
And now we're just left with
Anger - Trump
Disgust - Vance
Fear - Rubio
Sadness - Hegseth
Just had to have this awful array of shitty, overly-emotional men instead of the strong, smart woman.
American Un-exceptionalism at its finest. I give you the 4 Horseshit of the Apocalypse.
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
American Un-exceptionalism at its finest. I give you the 4 Horseshit of the Apocalypse.
Linda McMahon is working ghoulishly hard to dismantle education, cut school funding and reduce the number of Dalmatians from 101 to 0.
June 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Linda McMahon is working ghoulishly hard to dismantle education, cut school funding and reduce the number of Dalmatians from 101 to 0.
LAWLESS OF ARABIA
May 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
LAWLESS OF ARABIA
The face of every shyster salesman who sold you an overpriced piece of crap, a lemon car, a warranty you didn't need, a high interest loan, or insurance for something you were already covered for.
Happy Motherfuckers Day.
All these people deserve a special place in Hell.
Happy Motherfuckers Day.
All these people deserve a special place in Hell.
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The face of every shyster salesman who sold you an overpriced piece of crap, a lemon car, a warranty you didn't need, a high interest loan, or insurance for something you were already covered for.
Happy Motherfuckers Day.
All these people deserve a special place in Hell.
Happy Motherfuckers Day.
All these people deserve a special place in Hell.
From the makers of The Real Doll comes... The Really Dumb Doll
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
From the makers of The Real Doll comes... The Really Dumb Doll
Wait, you're telling me that Pam Bondi (pictured) is NOT A.I. generated?
April 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wait, you're telling me that Pam Bondi (pictured) is NOT A.I. generated?
Hey look, it's Bully Magasin
What a fucking overgrown toddler this POS is.
Seriously. When will it stop???
And by "it"... I mean his heart.
What a fucking overgrown toddler this POS is.
Seriously. When will it stop???
And by "it"... I mean his heart.
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey look, it's Bully Magasin
What a fucking overgrown toddler this POS is.
Seriously. When will it stop???
And by "it"... I mean his heart.
What a fucking overgrown toddler this POS is.
Seriously. When will it stop???
And by "it"... I mean his heart.
Look Mommy, I spelled my name! (Or, a name...kind of)
March 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Look Mommy, I spelled my name! (Or, a name...kind of)
Animal, Vegetable, or Minerals?
March 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Animal, Vegetable, or Minerals?
Well, this kind of says it all. Show this to the idiot MAGA in your life when they don't understand why you think they're dangerous.
February 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Well, this kind of says it all. Show this to the idiot MAGA in your life when they don't understand why you think they're dangerous.
JD Vance looks like the asshole Coach of the cocky team of dickheads you root against in a sports movie for kids.
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
JD Vance looks like the asshole Coach of the cocky team of dickheads you root against in a sports movie for kids.
Hey look, it’s Johnny Crash
February 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Hey look, it’s Johnny Crash
BREAKING: Trump swaps out his famous big red button. Instead of ordering Diet Cokes it now summons racist assholes.
February 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
BREAKING: Trump swaps out his famous big red button. Instead of ordering Diet Cokes it now summons racist assholes.
Can someone with photoshop skills please mock this up as a poster for HOW TO LOSE A COUNTRY IN 10 DAYS and change these two to Orange Asshole and Adolf Musk?
Thanks in advance!
Thanks in advance!
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can someone with photoshop skills please mock this up as a poster for HOW TO LOSE A COUNTRY IN 10 DAYS and change these two to Orange Asshole and Adolf Musk?
Thanks in advance!
Thanks in advance!
With #OSCARNOMINATIONS just announced, comedy legend Bruce Vilanch and I are about to record our reactions & commentary for our fun, new podcast --
THE OSCARS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
You can hear it later today! (Feel free to catch up on old eps in the meantime - anywhere you get podcasts!)
THE OSCARS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
You can hear it later today! (Feel free to catch up on old eps in the meantime - anywhere you get podcasts!)
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
With #OSCARNOMINATIONS just announced, comedy legend Bruce Vilanch and I are about to record our reactions & commentary for our fun, new podcast --
THE OSCARS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
You can hear it later today! (Feel free to catch up on old eps in the meantime - anywhere you get podcasts!)
THE OSCARS: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
You can hear it later today! (Feel free to catch up on old eps in the meantime - anywhere you get podcasts!)