Rinka the Great Dane is a key character in this!
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(I do not plan to have sex with the giraffe)

Couple of tall dudes, just chilling, shooting the breeze. Both gay.

But also all the Mick Herrons.

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She could have former MP Simon Clarke in a recurring sort of Mr Bennett role, trying to help out in the studio but always getting into scrapes. Bucket stuck on his foot, that kind of thing.

To be fair, this is her dog.

These are also the exact same people pretending to give a shit about jam-or-cream-first on scones and currently debating whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Options for the new name include Epstein's, West's and Savile's.

Yeah but in the alternate years it's the standard "You'll die alone despised by all" so you know, swings and roundabouts.