Adam J.
@adamj.bsky.social
Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
All you have to do is say “‘James Bond’ is an identity created by MI6 which various agents have undertaken over the decades and now it’s time for a new one.”
That’s it! Easiest retcon in the world!
That’s it! Easiest retcon in the world!
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All you have to do is say “‘James Bond’ is an identity created by MI6 which various agents have undertaken over the decades and now it’s time for a new one.”
That’s it! Easiest retcon in the world!
That’s it! Easiest retcon in the world!
I'm so sorry to hear that Shea, he sounds like he was a hell of a guy. Thoughts with you and your family.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm so sorry to hear that Shea, he sounds like he was a hell of a guy. Thoughts with you and your family.
No, dummy, the fake Mets pitcher
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, dummy, the fake Mets pitcher
A heroic effort nonetheless.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A heroic effort nonetheless.
If he drags that heel, it's right up there with the IU catch, which is an insane thing to say.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If he drags that heel, it's right up there with the IU catch, which is an insane thing to say.
Why CBS didn't put him out to pasture when they switched to the B1G is beyond me.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why CBS didn't put him out to pasture when they switched to the B1G is beyond me.
There would be both a swoosh and a wave incorporated. It would have all the elegance and charm of a rear windshield memorial decal.
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There would be both a swoosh and a wave incorporated. It would have all the elegance and charm of a rear windshield memorial decal.
INSANE catch. How do you have that kind of spatial awareness with your body? That's a type of genius I'll never experience.
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
INSANE catch. How do you have that kind of spatial awareness with your body? That's a type of genius I'll never experience.
"I drive the car!" - the parking brake
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"I drive the car!" - the parking brake
Honestly I'm glad I didn't have to dive into a wedding cake to get the joke across. Smarter, not harder, etc.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Honestly I'm glad I didn't have to dive into a wedding cake to get the joke across. Smarter, not harder, etc.
Nothing lasts forever, even cold... well, you know.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nothing lasts forever, even cold... well, you know.
"Athletes can now earn unprecedented benefits!"
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Athletes can now earn unprecedented benefits!"