Adam J.
@adamj.bsky.social
Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
No, dummy, the fake Mets pitcher
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, dummy, the fake Mets pitcher
"Athletes can now earn unprecedented benefits!"
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Athletes can now earn unprecedented benefits!"
His mom left five (5) minutes ago, tops.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
His mom left five (5) minutes ago, tops.
IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: Which is the real Iowa fan and which is a snowman in disguise??
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ: Which is the real Iowa fan and which is a snowman in disguise??
That’s a good girl! Cooper shares her concern.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That’s a good girl! Cooper shares her concern.
@streetlightlily.bsky.social Got one of y’all’s up here this morning
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@streetlightlily.bsky.social Got one of y’all’s up here this morning
The internet has lost contact with reality
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The internet has lost contact with reality
Anyone else get a moon halo last night?
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Anyone else get a moon halo last night?
Meet us in the garden if you want a red velvet ass-kicking
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Meet us in the garden if you want a red velvet ass-kicking
As this is my first day on planet earth, I appreciate everything DoorDash's AI captions provide.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
As this is my first day on planet earth, I appreciate everything DoorDash's AI captions provide.
Someone had juuuust enough weekend.
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Someone had juuuust enough weekend.
Co-Star really knows how to talk to a guy who fell into a mug display case after trying to impress that one barista by doing a spin kick
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Co-Star really knows how to talk to a guy who fell into a mug display case after trying to impress that one barista by doing a spin kick
“He’s from there, he says swears, and he’s on our side. He just needs to wear a shirt at all times.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“He’s from there, he says swears, and he’s on our side. He just needs to wear a shirt at all times.”
Well, I’m glad I sought that second opinion. No telling what my cardiologist was on about.
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well, I’m glad I sought that second opinion. No telling what my cardiologist was on about.
Literally my New Year’s resolution. #promiseskept
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Literally my New Year’s resolution. #promiseskept
The Lake Woebegone of college football
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Lake Woebegone of college football
SCANDAL: Undocumented migrant caught trying to steal area man’s job!
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
SCANDAL: Undocumented migrant caught trying to steal area man’s job!
When you definitely haven’t been a little shit today
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When you definitely haven’t been a little shit today