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Adam Sharp
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1. Writer (https://www.adamsharp.me/)
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (http://geni.us/yDxa)
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Here's a pack full of Oxford Comma Enthusiasts from the excellent @adamcsharp.bsky.social. Please follow and repost
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Related post for you here…
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…

10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Not an insult per se but a phrase about daydreaming from Mexico is pensando en el agujero de la dona, or “thinking about the hole of the doughnut.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Halloweeny celebrity names…

• Dead Sheeran
• Britney Fears
• Clint Deceasedwood
• Amy Poehltergeist
• Matt Demon
• Chapelle Moan
• Adam Quick-Sandler
• Fatality Portman
• Leonardo DiCapitated
• Ghoulio Iglesias
• Angelina Unholy
• Macauley Pumpkin
• Glenn Close-stander-behind-you-in-every-queue
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Killie Eilish
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Mummieford & Sons
The Beatles-juice
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Back Stabbeth

Mullet for My Valentine
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Slayed
S Club Se7en
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'd very much like to have this as my username right now but you're not allowed to change your username when you have a fancy blue tick
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Keanu Grieves
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Grimm Kardashian
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Andrew Lloyd Cobwebber
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Mariah Scarey
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Go Tagliatelle It On The Mountain
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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The Sun Orzo Rises
October 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Lasagne Karenina
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Very nice! I also love the French version of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (Poisson Un, Poisson Deux, Poisson Rouge, Poisson Bleu) because it rolls off the tongue and has an especially satisfying rhyme.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM