Adam Gessaman
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Adam Gessaman
@adam.windbag.org
Professionally: Teacher (History/Civics), EdTech

Recreationally: Soccer, Football, Photography, Politics

Supports: Seattle Sounders FC, Reign FC, Seahawks, Kraken, and Mariners; Liverpool FC, Wrexham AFC.
What the actual fuck is this Nazi shit TikTok? You’re selling literal swastika pendants?
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
C’mon Grandpa Phil. The Seahawks need a Colts win.
a close up of a football player 's face with a nfl logo on his hat
ALT: a close up of a football player 's face with a nfl logo on his hat
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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A random Redditer with the precise explanation of our historical moment
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I want you to picture asking this student to write a paragraph or read a book. As the kids say, "we're cooked, chat."
This is just sad.
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!
This is just sad.
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm going to need 5-7 business days of discourse on the weird refereeing choices this week.
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’ve never been on the Sam Darnold train. Let’s go sign a grandfather or something.
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’ve never said anything bad about the NFL’s virtual measurement system. Go Hawks.
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"F*ck"
(will have to get an HD version of this later)
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’ve never been more glad to be trapped at the symphony watching whatever that was on my Apple Watch between songs. #Seahawks
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sad for Mahomes, but this means Minshew Mania is back.
BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes suffered an ACL tear in the Chiefs' loss to the Chargers, the team announced.

Mahomes and the team are exploring surgical options.
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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And here I thought this week we wouldnt need the meme.

Every. Single. Time.
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Doink. The Chiefs are cursed.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sam Darnold’s kryptonite is being in his own endzone.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Kraken should fire their coach and the whole team. FFS.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Seattle %^*+ing Sounders indeed.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Jayden Daniels injury during garbage time... :(
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Friendly fire by the Dodgers but they send it to the 10th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
@anthropic.com really lost the plot with Claude's desire to make a word document for every little thing. Just go back to putting text in an artifact for me.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Just incredible work from the umpire with a World Series on the line.
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hope was nice for a while.
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM