blandrew [they/them]
@acuthberto.bsky.social
we're here. we're queer. we don't want anymore bears.
Nah right, so I didn’t open some of my gifts because I always feel weird doing so, and I saw an instagram advert earlier for a calendar called “ugly cats in renaissance paintings” and like, I’m not a calendar person but I coveted that deeply. Lo and behold, from my historian friend
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nah right, so I didn’t open some of my gifts because I always feel weird doing so, and I saw an instagram advert earlier for a calendar called “ugly cats in renaissance paintings” and like, I’m not a calendar person but I coveted that deeply. Lo and behold, from my historian friend
I had a beautiful birthday with beautiful people
I’ve ripped the arse out of my throat from singing, drank 8 margaritas, ate 3 slices of pizza, smoke 2 Marlboro reds and ate a doughnut
So all in all a successful birthday
I’ve ripped the arse out of my throat from singing, drank 8 margaritas, ate 3 slices of pizza, smoke 2 Marlboro reds and ate a doughnut
So all in all a successful birthday
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I had a beautiful birthday with beautiful people
I’ve ripped the arse out of my throat from singing, drank 8 margaritas, ate 3 slices of pizza, smoke 2 Marlboro reds and ate a doughnut
So all in all a successful birthday
I’ve ripped the arse out of my throat from singing, drank 8 margaritas, ate 3 slices of pizza, smoke 2 Marlboro reds and ate a doughnut
So all in all a successful birthday
Starting yon birthday celebrations with a wee Bloody Mary. It’s sex and the city and I’m the lady at home who watches.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Starting yon birthday celebrations with a wee Bloody Mary. It’s sex and the city and I’m the lady at home who watches.
She got trimmed and is cute
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
She got trimmed and is cute
Trying a new shirt length for my birthday day out tomorrow. The length is *but half of my torso* so I’ve bought high waisted trews that are strangling my tum
Thank god the only thing going in me tomorrow is margaritas
And brunch
And pizza
Maybe a third thing
Thank god the only thing going in me tomorrow is margaritas
And brunch
And pizza
Maybe a third thing
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Trying a new shirt length for my birthday day out tomorrow. The length is *but half of my torso* so I’ve bought high waisted trews that are strangling my tum
Thank god the only thing going in me tomorrow is margaritas
And brunch
And pizza
Maybe a third thing
Thank god the only thing going in me tomorrow is margaritas
And brunch
And pizza
Maybe a third thing
I've got a talk coming up and I am doing a section on Corporation Housing, and how a very specific threat to Britain informs some of the housing provided. (Homes for spinsters).
Building this into my forever anti-newspaper narrative, I move on to talk about the trial of Edith Thompson.
Building this into my forever anti-newspaper narrative, I move on to talk about the trial of Edith Thompson.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I've got a talk coming up and I am doing a section on Corporation Housing, and how a very specific threat to Britain informs some of the housing provided. (Homes for spinsters).
Building this into my forever anti-newspaper narrative, I move on to talk about the trial of Edith Thompson.
Building this into my forever anti-newspaper narrative, I move on to talk about the trial of Edith Thompson.
the budget being leaked 25 mintues early. DURING PMQs - hilarious. So stupid. Ridiculous. Buffoonery.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the budget being leaked 25 mintues early. DURING PMQs - hilarious. So stupid. Ridiculous. Buffoonery.
Hello - I need to get new glasses and I need the unflinching truth that only a jury of my online peers can bring. Come at me with all the venom you would reserve for someone saying "you actually *can* separate the art from the artist" and stop me from making a mistake
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Hello - I need to get new glasses and I need the unflinching truth that only a jury of my online peers can bring. Come at me with all the venom you would reserve for someone saying "you actually *can* separate the art from the artist" and stop me from making a mistake
I updated mine yesterday
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I updated mine yesterday
Do you think this is too much for where I talk about attitudes to poverty in the 18th century?
The talk is two weeks tomorrow and I am *nervous*
The talk is two weeks tomorrow and I am *nervous*
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Do you think this is too much for where I talk about attitudes to poverty in the 18th century?
The talk is two weeks tomorrow and I am *nervous*
The talk is two weeks tomorrow and I am *nervous*
It’s one of my favourite movies. An all timer.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s one of my favourite movies. An all timer.
Built my mf’n book case
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Built my mf’n book case
Please give me your favourite musical numbers for karaoke - I have less than two weeks to shower practice and I think I've done my favourites to death.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Please give me your favourite musical numbers for karaoke - I have less than two weeks to shower practice and I think I've done my favourites to death.
If anything, the latest update has made it worse
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If anything, the latest update has made it worse
Top of the wishlist. Buzzin' to be absolutely shite at it, but have a banger time of it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Top of the wishlist. Buzzin' to be absolutely shite at it, but have a banger time of it.
this is a good reference on a number of levels. If we're being specific on that number, it is two.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
this is a good reference on a number of levels. If we're being specific on that number, it is two.
Not that I don't trust your intelligence, but like...don't actually drink a bottle of Night Nurse like it's a red bull.
You should instead take it like a shot of ouzo. Something you do once out of interest, then never again because it's repulsive.
You should instead take it like a shot of ouzo. Something you do once out of interest, then never again because it's repulsive.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Not that I don't trust your intelligence, but like...don't actually drink a bottle of Night Nurse like it's a red bull.
You should instead take it like a shot of ouzo. Something you do once out of interest, then never again because it's repulsive.
You should instead take it like a shot of ouzo. Something you do once out of interest, then never again because it's repulsive.
Looking for a bit of advice - my letting agent have ignored every single call/email/repairs request since my initial report on the 1st of October about water ingress into my flat. It's coming in via the lintel above the window.
What do I do because I'm losing my mind?
What do I do because I'm losing my mind?
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Looking for a bit of advice - my letting agent have ignored every single call/email/repairs request since my initial report on the 1st of October about water ingress into my flat. It's coming in via the lintel above the window.
What do I do because I'm losing my mind?
What do I do because I'm losing my mind?
I’m not very far into Silent Hill f, but Rinko needs booted into the sun.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’m not very far into Silent Hill f, but Rinko needs booted into the sun.
At the point where I'm basically just treating FFXIV as a dress-up game. And having lots of fun designing tattoos.
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
At the point where I'm basically just treating FFXIV as a dress-up game. And having lots of fun designing tattoos.
It’s Halloween so posting the scariest thing I can [my face]
Boo and that eh
Boo and that eh
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It’s Halloween so posting the scariest thing I can [my face]
Boo and that eh
Boo and that eh
Screaming (but quietly because 400 year old books)
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Screaming (but quietly because 400 year old books)
Got a lovely wee evening planned, going for ramen and then to a talk on James VI and witches where an actual original copy of Daemonologie will be present. And I will look at it. With my eyes.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Got a lovely wee evening planned, going for ramen and then to a talk on James VI and witches where an actual original copy of Daemonologie will be present. And I will look at it. With my eyes.
Important update
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Important update