Gifts of gold, frankincense and Dreamies cat snacks are all being accepted!

There’s a moment a little way in where it v obviously dawns on him that he’s now the one pointing a rifle as the cops get closer and he should put it down *immediately*. But yes, staggeringly brave and also v effective technique, that bear-hug manoeuvre.

Its staggeringly, wildly bad, I can reassure you 😁

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Littlest angel and then a series of middling angels but never Angel Gabriel because my friend Donna was the tallest girl in the class so she always got that part. Height seems to have been a crucial feature of nativity play casting!

Yet more evidence that Arthur Matthews wrote all of it!

I’m avoiding this update because I have a Bad Feeling about it - am I right?

Especially bizarre since the automated women’s voices everywhere now are usually in servant mode (Siri etc), not at all “telling him what to do”. So apparently just the existence of female voices is the issue 🤷‍♀️

My instinctive response on first reading this would probably get me banned from here if I’d posted it!

The dancers gave that their all, and I assume then went backstage and beat the choreographer to death. Amazing stuff!

I was vaccinated, yet somehow still got mumps at 15, despite no-one else in my family or school getting it. Nothing’s 100% I guess

They’d like me to promote it to students. “Do you have neither the skills nor imagination to make a film, AND you don’t give a shit about the environment or other people’s work? You’re in luck!!”