Accidental Bear
@accidentalbear.bsky.social
SE MA. Onanist. Work in progress. Opinionated. Minor royal. Not woke, but waking.
Insomnia meets libido
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Insomnia meets libido
It’s a “no camera” meeting kind of day
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s a “no camera” meeting kind of day
Tired ‘ol bear (not really a bear 😏)
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tired ‘ol bear (not really a bear 😏)
Now accepting birthday nudes.
August 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Now accepting birthday nudes.
Oldie, reminding me to get back to the gym
August 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Oldie, reminding me to get back to the gym
Imagine if I could channel my near-constant erections and edging into something productive, be it learning a new language or doing pushups...
August 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Imagine if I could channel my near-constant erections and edging into something productive, be it learning a new language or doing pushups...
With all the money some of you are (allegedly) making on OF, you could probably afford a swimsuit or two and not need to wear your underwear in the pool and at the beach.
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
With all the money some of you are (allegedly) making on OF, you could probably afford a swimsuit or two and not need to wear your underwear in the pool and at the beach.
What is the value of having "access" if you can't report what is going on? Access no longer has anything to do with the public good, journalism. "Access" is the proximity needed to write a book AFTER the damage is done and cash in by walking people through the disaster you quietly watched unfold.
July 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What is the value of having "access" if you can't report what is going on? Access no longer has anything to do with the public good, journalism. "Access" is the proximity needed to write a book AFTER the damage is done and cash in by walking people through the disaster you quietly watched unfold.
These and a fwb to wear them for me.
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
These and a fwb to wear them for me.
I miss having friends/roommates where we could (and did) literally have a threesome or foursome in the morning and then easily shift into brunch mode.
July 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I miss having friends/roommates where we could (and did) literally have a threesome or foursome in the morning and then easily shift into brunch mode.
Reposted by Accidental Bear
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
Horny in the morning
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Horny in the morning
While waiting tables at Pizzeria Uno at Faneuil Hall, I wound up waiting on Richard Lewis, John Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls) and Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson all in the same lunch rush. I guess there was an event in town somewhere.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
While waiting tables at Pizzeria Uno at Faneuil Hall, I wound up waiting on Richard Lewis, John Rzeznik (Goo Goo Dolls) and Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson all in the same lunch rush. I guess there was an event in town somewhere.
A shirtless Twink with a rainbow headband just jogged by me. I think it’s God telling me to get my shit together and start fucking.
May 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A shirtless Twink with a rainbow headband just jogged by me. I think it’s God telling me to get my shit together and start fucking.
Me, watching couple vloggers on youtube; "Awww, I wish I could have the relationship they're pretending to have."
May 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me, watching couple vloggers on youtube; "Awww, I wish I could have the relationship they're pretending to have."
I like that every power bottom with a healthy OF following now has a sewing channel on instagram.
May 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I like that every power bottom with a healthy OF following now has a sewing channel on instagram.
I'm very disappointed at the dearth of "he is risen" dick pics today.
April 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm very disappointed at the dearth of "he is risen" dick pics today.
I will see your Chudai and raise you a Wataa
April 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I will see your Chudai and raise you a Wataa
Forgot my phone at home this morning and spent the entire day without it. It was wonderful.
April 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Forgot my phone at home this morning and spent the entire day without it. It was wonderful.
I'm 48 (and need a haircut)
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm 48 (and need a haircut)