doctor eep (alt decorative gourd season)
@absolutely-not.bsky.social
a political scientist but not your political scientist (methods x ir); jewess, gemini, chaös muppet.
do the readings or we all die
snacklight snakekeep snirlboss (snail girlboss)
do the readings or we all die
snacklight snakekeep snirlboss (snail girlboss)
whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty
the true poster knows that for every emoji, they lose ten moral characters. in this way, they understand the inherent power of saying hashtag post harder, cry laughing emoji
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
the true poster knows that for every emoji, they lose ten moral characters. in this way, they understand the inherent power of saying hashtag post harder, cry laughing emoji
does anybody's wikipedia picture go harder than this
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
does anybody's wikipedia picture go harder than this
pov u did not do the reading
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
pov u did not do the reading
same isabelle brourman, huh.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
same isabelle brourman, huh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
don't ask my why, but i have something for this
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
don't ask my why, but i have something for this
sorry everybody this one is on me
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
sorry everybody this one is on me
around
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
around
hey i
know i
hope she don't crash
know i
hope she don't crash
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
hey i
know i
hope she don't crash
know i
hope she don't crash
my weakness is
that i care too much
that i care too much
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
my weakness is
that i care too much
that i care too much
oh, you think slavery was bad? what if i told you john hancock was richer than thomas jefferson, and sally hemings was a french madam?
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
oh, you think slavery was bad? what if i told you john hancock was richer than thomas jefferson, and sally hemings was a french madam?
if the fruit is on the ground you probably shouldn't pick it. unless it's a gourd i guess, and even then you gotta do some due diligence.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if the fruit is on the ground you probably shouldn't pick it. unless it's a gourd i guess, and even then you gotta do some due diligence.
the homophobia in this country is out of control
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the homophobia in this country is out of control
me: my god, he's on a tear of the worst-informed and most facially wrong takes of all time
me but wearing cat ears: sounds like someone's jellyhead about keith olbermann hogging all the mad at me island
me but wearing cat ears: sounds like someone's jellyhead about keith olbermann hogging all the mad at me island
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
me: my god, he's on a tear of the worst-informed and most facially wrong takes of all time
me but wearing cat ears: sounds like someone's jellyhead about keith olbermann hogging all the mad at me island
me but wearing cat ears: sounds like someone's jellyhead about keith olbermann hogging all the mad at me island
picking up on some context clues
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
picking up on some context clues
tellyhead you've really blown it
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
tellyhead you've really blown it
logging on
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
logging on
the state of reactionary centrism in britain today is this man going from 'haha this is such a cheeky li'il game we're playing' to 'if any one of you is holding so much as metaphorical jewelry i'll fooking kill you meself it's MOINE, your metaphors or your LIFE. GIVIT' in the space of five minutes.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
the state of reactionary centrism in britain today is this man going from 'haha this is such a cheeky li'il game we're playing' to 'if any one of you is holding so much as metaphorical jewelry i'll fooking kill you meself it's MOINE, your metaphors or your LIFE. GIVIT' in the space of five minutes.
over and over i feel it
boyfriend you're alone
you gotta be out of your mind
jellyhead you've really blown it
boyfriend you're alone
you gotta be out of your mind
jellyhead you've really blown it
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
over and over i feel it
boyfriend you're alone
you gotta be out of your mind
jellyhead you've really blown it
boyfriend you're alone
you gotta be out of your mind
jellyhead you've really blown it
[bootsy collins from fatboy slim's weapon of choice]: maybe even better than the gods
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[bootsy collins from fatboy slim's weapon of choice]: maybe even better than the gods
curtains for dasha? d-square and groypboy got flipped by a gersh was right there
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
curtains for dasha? d-square and groypboy got flipped by a gersh was right there
i think cecot would be bad even if we did it in norwegia
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i think cecot would be bad even if we did it in norwegia
ah yes, a bold novel synthesis of the two classic adages: the arc of the universe is long, but bends towards better things aren't possible; and when i close my eyes all the bad things go away so everything will be fine in the morning i hope mommy is making pamcakes for brefres
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ah yes, a bold novel synthesis of the two classic adages: the arc of the universe is long, but bends towards better things aren't possible; and when i close my eyes all the bad things go away so everything will be fine in the morning i hope mommy is making pamcakes for brefres