capybaroness
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🏳️⚧️✈️📡⛈️ she/her | Eschatologist | Maximizing passive swimcome since 9/11.
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it always comes back to my bureaucracy kink
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
it always comes back to my bureaucracy kink
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JUDGEMENT AT NUREMBERG - is it fair to imprison judges who aid a fascist regime? Yes, yes it is, 💯
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November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
JUDGEMENT AT NUREMBERG - is it fair to imprison judges who aid a fascist regime? Yes, yes it is, 💯
killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e255-jud...
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In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.
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I have a lot of dreams about riding trains, and then I wake up and I'm in the 9-5 grind of society.
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I have a lot of dreams about riding trains, and then I wake up and I'm in the 9-5 grind of society.
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critical support to the teens of dc, who i keep seeing filming tiktok dances in front of guardsmen until they abandon whatever post they are at
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
critical support to the teens of dc, who i keep seeing filming tiktok dances in front of guardsmen until they abandon whatever post they are at
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esteemed colleagues. its time to goon
November 27, 2023 at 1:01 AM
esteemed colleagues. its time to goon
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"I'm not perverted, I'm just Italian" < "I'm not corrupt, I'm just Chinese"
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"I'm not perverted, I'm just Italian" < "I'm not corrupt, I'm just Chinese"
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If the tranny does not feel loved she will leave
July 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If the tranny does not feel loved she will leave
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
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NO GODS, ONE MAYOR
June 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
NO GODS, ONE MAYOR
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ketchup on a hot dog now a “deadly sin”
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ketchup on a hot dog now a “deadly sin”
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Subway rats share a banana peel
April 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Subway rats share a banana peel
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I'm at the constitutional crisis / I'm at the collapsing economy / I'm at the ccccccombination constitutional crisis and collapsing economy
April 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm at the constitutional crisis / I'm at the collapsing economy / I'm at the ccccccombination constitutional crisis and collapsing economy
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The Vatican was excluded from the tariff list and Italy is at the 20% EU rate. I hope some scheming cardinal sees the opportunity here.
April 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Vatican was excluded from the tariff list and Italy is at the 20% EU rate. I hope some scheming cardinal sees the opportunity here.
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no christian denomination born after 451 AD knows how to read. all they know is ignore scripture cause schism make antipope eat hot chip and lie
[christian denominations' biggest weaknesses]
catholicism: exegesis
orthodox: exegesis
anglicanism: exegesis
lutheranism: head guy was a big style antisemite (also exegesis)
arianism: one of their guys was punched by santa claus
reformed church: exegesis
catholicism: exegesis
orthodox: exegesis
anglicanism: exegesis
lutheranism: head guy was a big style antisemite (also exegesis)
arianism: one of their guys was punched by santa claus
reformed church: exegesis
March 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
no christian denomination born after 451 AD knows how to read. all they know is ignore scripture cause schism make antipope eat hot chip and lie
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trans mouse girls deserve a lot more than 8 million dollars
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
trans mouse girls deserve a lot more than 8 million dollars
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bouncing on it baba yaga style
February 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
bouncing on it baba yaga style
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My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
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they got rid of all these guys
February 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
they got rid of all these guys
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