Andrew
@aberke.bsky.social
Chemistry professor, also employed by my cat. Sto imparando l'Italiano.
Definitely the pillow?
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Definitely the pillow?
The correct spelling is literally the only one that comes up, too. You gotta be rage tweeting at NASCAR speeds to blow this one 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The correct spelling is literally the only one that comes up, too. You gotta be rage tweeting at NASCAR speeds to blow this one 🤣
May your pillows always be as soft as wicker and may your dreams involve all your limbs.
September 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
May your pillows always be as soft as wicker and may your dreams involve all your limbs.
It’s not like painted crosswalks would make any road in town worse. They’re basically all this scene from Labyrinth already:
August 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s not like painted crosswalks would make any road in town worse. They’re basically all this scene from Labyrinth already:
My parents are watching our cat for a few days and she just sent me this picture of him, and he’s apparently reading her his manifesto.
August 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My parents are watching our cat for a few days and she just sent me this picture of him, and he’s apparently reading her his manifesto.
Their children woke up
And they couldn't find 'em
They left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off and left it all behind 'em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
And they couldn't find 'em
They left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off and left it all behind 'em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Their children woke up
And they couldn't find 'em
They left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off and left it all behind 'em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
And they couldn't find 'em
They left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off and left it all behind 'em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Do you get a medal for finishing it? Inquiring minds want to know
July 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Do you get a medal for finishing it? Inquiring minds want to know
I haven't eaten at a Cracker Barrel in *years*, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that, if I went again, I'd rather eat at the one on the left than at a booth in a Pottery Barn.
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June 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I haven't eaten at a Cracker Barrel in *years*, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that, if I went again, I'd rather eat at the one on the left than at a booth in a Pottery Barn.
www.wsj.com/business/hos...
www.wsj.com/business/hos...
The best movies have great source material.
June 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The best movies have great source material.
Has “do as I say and not as I do” ever worked? Because this is some lazy parenting right here.
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Has “do as I say and not as I do” ever worked? Because this is some lazy parenting right here.
If only I lived in $(region)$.This sounds like something I would have wanted to click on. But I don’t, alas.
June 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
If only I lived in $(region)$.This sounds like something I would have wanted to click on. But I don’t, alas.
Was having a discussion with my brother yesterday about when you can wear a race shirt (mostly about when you can start wearing the one you just got). Very joking, but also very serious business. But you *definitely* don't wear the shirt during the race you just got it for.
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Was having a discussion with my brother yesterday about when you can wear a race shirt (mostly about when you can start wearing the one you just got). Very joking, but also very serious business. But you *definitely* don't wear the shirt during the race you just got it for.
9/10 headlines: Antivenom potential!
CNN: "I like fangs in my arm"
CNN: "I like fangs in my arm"
May 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
9/10 headlines: Antivenom potential!
CNN: "I like fangs in my arm"
CNN: "I like fangs in my arm"
He looks like he’s tried telling them that he can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week, and they’re not buying it.
March 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
He looks like he’s tried telling them that he can guarantee you that not a single armored division will get done over for fifteen bob a week, and they’re not buying it.
Feel like someone probably should have read to the bottom of the poster.
March 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Feel like someone probably should have read to the bottom of the poster.
Either you both cooperate or both defect. If they defect and you cooperate… that’s the worst outcome for you.
February 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Either you both cooperate or both defect. If they defect and you cooperate… that’s the worst outcome for you.
So... have they looked in Osgiliath yet?
December 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
So... have they looked in Osgiliath yet?
Lol. I’m apparently a top 4% Jovanotti fan. And something like a top 0.05% fan of a Vasco Rossi song (Vivere).
December 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Lol. I’m apparently a top 4% Jovanotti fan. And something like a top 0.05% fan of a Vasco Rossi song (Vivere).
My cat is NOT HAPPY to have confirmation we’re traveling without him. He gave our sitter the stink eye.
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 PM
My cat is NOT HAPPY to have confirmation we’re traveling without him. He gave our sitter the stink eye.
I am working on studying for a quiz in my Italian class tomorrow, and one of the professions I have to learn is "surgeon." In Italian that is il chirurgo (or la chirurga).
I feel like I've definitely heard that before somewhere... oh...
I feel like I've definitely heard that before somewhere... oh...
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I am working on studying for a quiz in my Italian class tomorrow, and one of the professions I have to learn is "surgeon." In Italian that is il chirurgo (or la chirurga).
I feel like I've definitely heard that before somewhere... oh...
I feel like I've definitely heard that before somewhere... oh...