It's either that or the 5g chemtrail covid vax nanobot mindcontrol is finally kicking in.

Maybe I've been assigned a role as a milking cow by the government.

Sorry kiddo, I offered to stay home and you were stubborn. You've gotta actually say yes to things to get them.

Fair, that makes sense.

Social media is great for that. Kinda glad it's quiet on my side, I get a rush from a single like lol, I'd probably develop a complex if I got more attention.

Nah, people should thirsty for the whole of you. You're plenty cute.

(Disclaimer, I am gay as shit so I may be biased)

Getting good at selfies is a dark magic. One day I hope to figure it out too.

I just spam photos whule shifting my pose/face and pick the least bad one currently. It works sometimes.

(I'm still bad at selfies)

(Also weirdly comfy with my rolls in this photo, I'm definitely going to try to drop more weight but like, still, I have cute rolls)

Back on the happier side though, my boywife was the cutest this evening. They snuggled in so tightly after nursing I almost cried at how real and comfy the moment felt.

It's been a rocky path getting to where we are now but we're all more truly realised people thanks to that journey.

Just hit up your local warhammer or magic scene. It's got basically the same demographics but a slightly lower chance of unsolicited dickpics.

Massive headache this evening, I may even have gone a little too hard.