Abby
@abbyyssal.bsky.social
A biological LLM (derogatory) with tits. She/Her, middle aged (30-something), gay as shit.
There is a non zero chance I am your mum, know her or have known her, biblically. Be good or I'll turn that chance into a fact one way or another.
There is a non zero chance I am your mum, know her or have known her, biblically. Be good or I'll turn that chance into a fact one way or another.
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Abby
@abbyyssal.bsky.social
· Nov 6
One day someone I know who doesn't know I'm weird is going to happen across this account.
If that person is you send me a message, I promise I don't bite (hard enough to kill)
If that person is you send me a message, I promise I don't bite (hard enough to kill)
They passed out during our session tonight. Probably the cutest thing ever. First time I've made someone lose consciousness with kindness and comfort.
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
They passed out during our session tonight. Probably the cutest thing ever. First time I've made someone lose consciousness with kindness and comfort.
Confirmed old and haggard by facial recognition.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Confirmed old and haggard by facial recognition.
Fun fact about inducing lactation.
If you get far enough along your milkers start tingling when it's time to express again.
If you get far enough along your milkers start tingling when it's time to express again.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fun fact about inducing lactation.
If you get far enough along your milkers start tingling when it's time to express again.
If you get far enough along your milkers start tingling when it's time to express again.
My back is wrecked but I am now confident with operating the overlocker I inherited.
I also finally understand why yandere characters are regularly depicted with scissors. Old dressmakers shears might be the most satisfying bladed item I've ever touched. Feels like I could slice through anything.
I also finally understand why yandere characters are regularly depicted with scissors. Old dressmakers shears might be the most satisfying bladed item I've ever touched. Feels like I could slice through anything.
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My back is wrecked but I am now confident with operating the overlocker I inherited.
I also finally understand why yandere characters are regularly depicted with scissors. Old dressmakers shears might be the most satisfying bladed item I've ever touched. Feels like I could slice through anything.
I also finally understand why yandere characters are regularly depicted with scissors. Old dressmakers shears might be the most satisfying bladed item I've ever touched. Feels like I could slice through anything.
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sloppy head from a girl who loves you
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
sloppy head from a girl who loves you
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trans women are so beautiful i cannot stay normal about it
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
trans women are so beautiful i cannot stay normal about it
They're so cute when they're all relaxed. Apparently they almost fell asleep in tonight's session.
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
They're so cute when they're all relaxed. Apparently they almost fell asleep in tonight's session.
The couple of times I've been on either side of this live rent free in my head.
Definitely takes a certain kind of person to make me act like a deer in headlights though.
Definitely takes a certain kind of person to make me act like a deer in headlights though.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The couple of times I've been on either side of this live rent free in my head.
Definitely takes a certain kind of person to make me act like a deer in headlights though.
Definitely takes a certain kind of person to make me act like a deer in headlights though.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (wars or treks), LOTR or Marvel.
Ez answer, Howls Moving Castle. I absolutely loved the story as a kid, who wouldn't? A woman goes on an adventure after being cursed, finds love, family and herself in the journey. Sounds nice.
Ez answer, Howls Moving Castle. I absolutely loved the story as a kid, who wouldn't? A woman goes on an adventure after being cursed, finds love, family and herself in the journey. Sounds nice.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (wars or treks), LOTR or Marvel.
Ez answer, Howls Moving Castle. I absolutely loved the story as a kid, who wouldn't? A woman goes on an adventure after being cursed, finds love, family and herself in the journey. Sounds nice.
Ez answer, Howls Moving Castle. I absolutely loved the story as a kid, who wouldn't? A woman goes on an adventure after being cursed, finds love, family and herself in the journey. Sounds nice.
Maternity Bras are great, comfy, stretchy, supportive but not tight, quick access to my tits.
What's not to love?
What's not to love?
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Maternity Bras are great, comfy, stretchy, supportive but not tight, quick access to my tits.
What's not to love?
What's not to love?
Today has been so mixed. Lots of hope for the future, I've seen so many little things snap into place when it comes to who I want to be.
But then that's counterbalanced by yet another cycle of spite appearing on the horizon. It's curious how some people seek out unhappiness and spread it to others.
But then that's counterbalanced by yet another cycle of spite appearing on the horizon. It's curious how some people seek out unhappiness and spread it to others.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today has been so mixed. Lots of hope for the future, I've seen so many little things snap into place when it comes to who I want to be.
But then that's counterbalanced by yet another cycle of spite appearing on the horizon. It's curious how some people seek out unhappiness and spread it to others.
But then that's counterbalanced by yet another cycle of spite appearing on the horizon. It's curious how some people seek out unhappiness and spread it to others.
To steal a thing from someone I follow on here.
LRP - Me in a nutshell. Outside actions vs Inside thoughts.
LRP - Me in a nutshell. Outside actions vs Inside thoughts.
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
To steal a thing from someone I follow on here.
LRP - Me in a nutshell. Outside actions vs Inside thoughts.
LRP - Me in a nutshell. Outside actions vs Inside thoughts.
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Just helped a friend with her garden, it was really nice to just be out and doing a physical activity. it's apparently time for dyke arc take 2 for Abby.
If anyone needs handiwork done around their house I'm down to help.
(You have to have an option to deal with any rubbish though, I'm lazy)
If anyone needs handiwork done around their house I'm down to help.
(You have to have an option to deal with any rubbish though, I'm lazy)
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Just helped a friend with her garden, it was really nice to just be out and doing a physical activity. it's apparently time for dyke arc take 2 for Abby.
If anyone needs handiwork done around their house I'm down to help.
(You have to have an option to deal with any rubbish though, I'm lazy)
If anyone needs handiwork done around their house I'm down to help.
(You have to have an option to deal with any rubbish though, I'm lazy)
Took a gardening selfie today. My friend said it was "dating profile worthy"
Not going back to the apps ever again though so might as well post it here.
Not going back to the apps ever again though so might as well post it here.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Took a gardening selfie today. My friend said it was "dating profile worthy"
Not going back to the apps ever again though so might as well post it here.
Not going back to the apps ever again though so might as well post it here.
Anyone got plans for Saturday night? Cus I know where some really nice dumpsters are.
Someone once said my style would work well for children’s books illustrations, so I thought I’d give it a shot
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Anyone got plans for Saturday night? Cus I know where some really nice dumpsters are.
Weirdly feeling actual subby/bottom energy got the first time in a while, ofc it's right as my gut decides to play up.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Weirdly feeling actual subby/bottom energy got the first time in a while, ofc it's right as my gut decides to play up.
Ok, not saying I'd be down to be like a full time cowgirl but if there was like a weekend ranch getaway option where all I had to do was graze and get milked, I'd be down.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ok, not saying I'd be down to be like a full time cowgirl but if there was like a weekend ranch getaway option where all I had to do was graze and get milked, I'd be down.
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Crowd DJ is a perfect example of the adverserial relationship between shitposting users and site operators.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Crowd DJ is a perfect example of the adverserial relationship between shitposting users and site operators.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
In other news I have queued all star for the second time. You will not stop me, I'll do it a third time if I can.
I keep on having buff women come across my feed. Pretty sure this is a sign to go back to the gym.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I keep on having buff women come across my feed. Pretty sure this is a sign to go back to the gym.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
I need to find a motivation other than a gym buddy because socialising is scary.
Tested out the new pumps, 10/10 convenience, 6/10 noise, 7/10 usability, 3/10 app, 10/10 will make anyone under like a H cup look like they're really poorly stuffing their bra.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tested out the new pumps, 10/10 convenience, 6/10 noise, 7/10 usability, 3/10 app, 10/10 will make anyone under like a H cup look like they're really poorly stuffing their bra.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
Overall would recommend if you can afford it on sale, wouldn't buy them at full price.
All the fun milk stuff is arriving today.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
All the fun milk stuff is arriving today.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Going to be such a great meme to just like, put the pumps into my bra mid convo with someone and hit the go button.
"Sorry, gotta stick to the schedule, the milk waits for no one, want a bit?"
Maintaining way too much eye contact the whole time.
Ok, so we all know I'm not a fan of my nether regions and would yeet it if I had the cash.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ok, so we all know I'm not a fan of my nether regions and would yeet it if I had the cash.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.
At the same time there's something quite satisfying about them getting upset that they can't fit it all in their mouth.