Werner Patels
@abacusobserver.bsky.social
Quebec-based translator, political scientist, writer, editor, language solutions provider - NO DMs!
👉 https://wernerpatels-biz.carrd.co/
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Filming on season 4 begins at the end of February
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Filming on season 4 begins at the end of February
Have you booked your vault?
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Have you booked your vault?
You can’t fix your meal.
You can’t fix your life.
Until you admit you’re just a lonely slab of meat in a frying pan. 🍳
You can’t fix your life.
Until you admit you’re just a lonely slab of meat in a frying pan. 🍳
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
You can’t fix your meal.
You can’t fix your life.
Until you admit you’re just a lonely slab of meat in a frying pan. 🍳
You can’t fix your life.
Until you admit you’re just a lonely slab of meat in a frying pan. 🍳
In the second installment of my three-book translation project (German to English) for a major American publisher, the characters are getting cozy - just translated a steamy shower scene... so steamy I had to devour handfuls of maple cream fudge to cool down. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
In the second installment of my three-book translation project (German to English) for a major American publisher, the characters are getting cozy - just translated a steamy shower scene... so steamy I had to devour handfuls of maple cream fudge to cool down. 😂
Ah yes, I’m glad to see that AI hallucinations are a thing of the past now. I submitted a photo of myself, and that is the response I got. Good to know that AI finally recognizes the truth. 😂
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ah yes, I’m glad to see that AI hallucinations are a thing of the past now. I submitted a photo of myself, and that is the response I got. Good to know that AI finally recognizes the truth. 😂
I’m such a darned prankster… but doing my civic duty 😂
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I’m such a darned prankster… but doing my civic duty 😂
Alimenté par de la barbe à papa à l'érable et du sucre à la crème, j'ai traduit deux chapitres de plus du roman sur lequel je travaille actuellement.
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Alimenté par de la barbe à papa à l'érable et du sucre à la crème, j'ai traduit deux chapitres de plus du roman sur lequel je travaille actuellement.
Joyeux Jour du Drapeau !
Le fleurdelisé fête ses 78 ans aujourd’hui. Vive le Québec !
Le fleurdelisé fête ses 78 ans aujourd’hui. Vive le Québec !
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Joyeux Jour du Drapeau !
Le fleurdelisé fête ses 78 ans aujourd’hui. Vive le Québec !
Le fleurdelisé fête ses 78 ans aujourd’hui. Vive le Québec !
Two solutions for the current problems… 😉
Personally, I’d go with the Québec option.
Personally, I’d go with the Québec option.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Two solutions for the current problems… 😉
Personally, I’d go with the Québec option.
Personally, I’d go with the Québec option.
This is why I can’t work at a restaurant or similar establishment. I would eat all the goods and the profits.
But unlike the poor fellow in the cartoon, my ultra rapid metabolism would never give me away. I’d stay perfectly slim!
But unlike the poor fellow in the cartoon, my ultra rapid metabolism would never give me away. I’d stay perfectly slim!
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This is why I can’t work at a restaurant or similar establishment. I would eat all the goods and the profits.
But unlike the poor fellow in the cartoon, my ultra rapid metabolism would never give me away. I’d stay perfectly slim!
But unlike the poor fellow in the cartoon, my ultra rapid metabolism would never give me away. I’d stay perfectly slim!
Sixty years…a philosophy, a way of life – created by a true visionary, the Great Bird of the Galaxy, aka Gene Roddenberry. The new intro to Star Trek shows is a wonderful homage to all the great ships, captains and crews. 🖖
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Sixty years…a philosophy, a way of life – created by a true visionary, the Great Bird of the Galaxy, aka Gene Roddenberry. The new intro to Star Trek shows is a wonderful homage to all the great ships, captains and crews. 🖖
On the new Canadian social media platform EH!, you can hear the Canadian anthem when you double tap the logo in the app. Nice.
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
On the new Canadian social media platform EH!, you can hear the Canadian anthem when you double tap the logo in the app. Nice.
In today’s world, modesty is for the birds 😂
(No worries – it’s only a joke)
(No worries – it’s only a joke)
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
In today’s world, modesty is for the birds 😂
(No worries – it’s only a joke)
(No worries – it’s only a joke)
The latest volume of Werner's Jukebox premieres on January 14, at 12 noon (Montreal/Toronto/New York) - tune in for 4 hours of great music (in multiple languages). No geoblocking: no matter where you are in the world, you can tune in and listen!
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Werner's Jukebox | NEW Volume - PREMIERE: Werner’s Jukebox Vol. 14
Werner is opening the vault to his extensive collection: master tapes, remasters and vinyl - because the charm of old vinyl sound can't be beat. Great music, mostly from the 1950s to the 1980s, in mul...
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January 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
The latest volume of Werner's Jukebox premieres on January 14, at 12 noon (Montreal/Toronto/New York) - tune in for 4 hours of great music (in multiple languages). No geoblocking: no matter where you are in the world, you can tune in and listen!
!!! wjb.mixlr.com/events/4785780 !!!
!!! wjb.mixlr.com/events/4785780 !!!