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Werner Patels
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Quebec-based translator, political scientist, writer, editor, language solutions provider - NO DMs!

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February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
😆 😉 😂
February 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Unacceptable!
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It doesn’t matter what party a politician belongs to, at the core, all politicians are the same. They’re snollygosters!
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Kind of makes sense. An accident prone area is an area where a lot of accidents happen, and so it becomes an area for aficionados of accident porn.
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
English is a wonderful language, and so is every other language out there.

There are no difficult or easy languages; every language takes exactly the same amount of effort to learn.
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Quebec City rocks! The best! Paradise!
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Prime Directive all the way!
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
A literary translator’s life is rough 😂
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Enfin une monnaie qui vaut de quoi ! 😂

(Je niaisais là, sans blague, c’est juste une joke.)
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
”Opposition leader Pierre Poilievre is haunted by a nightmare 😉”
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Conrad Black looking for our identity…
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Poor Danielle Smith 😂
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Pierre Poilievre’s Valentine’s Day 😉
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
😉
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Dean Martin: That's Amore - 2026 Re-Mix

Composed by: Werner Patels (Re-Mix), Harry Warren, Jack Brooks

Originally released in 1953

© 2026 Werner Patels Remastering

youtu.be/0I3xiclUk2g
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
You and me both, girl! 😂
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM