David
@a-little-mystical.bsky.social
34, Chicago, gay!!! He/Him (they/them is also fine), Mathematics Education PhD candidate
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Today I was verbally harassed by 3 sales reps from @cleanchoiceenergy.bsky.social going door-to-door in Chicago, trying to con me into switching electricity supply. Lied about being "a subsidiary of ComEd" & my "bill was flagged by ComEd with an overcharge". Couldn't/wouldn't explain any details...
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today I was verbally harassed by 3 sales reps from @cleanchoiceenergy.bsky.social going door-to-door in Chicago, trying to con me into switching electricity supply. Lied about being "a subsidiary of ComEd" & my "bill was flagged by ComEd with an overcharge". Couldn't/wouldn't explain any details...
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
I got a new haircut yesterday and I felt very cute 🥰😁 So new selfie be upon ye, chat!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I got a new haircut yesterday and I felt very cute 🥰😁 So new selfie be upon ye, chat!!!
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
I made the most picture perfect pumpkin pie today 😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I made the most picture perfect pumpkin pie today 😭
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
Ok chat! The table is SET. The turkey is ROASTED. And dinner? Almost ready! Also this is me soft launching that @halfmoonjoe.com and I have the same chair 💅
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ok chat! The table is SET. The turkey is ROASTED. And dinner? Almost ready! Also this is me soft launching that @halfmoonjoe.com and I have the same chair 💅
Alright chat! I'm doing a Friendsgiving tomorrow and today I baked the pies and did a lot of other prep. @ro-the-mo.bsky.social and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post pics lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Alright chat! I'm doing a Friendsgiving tomorrow and today I baked the pies and did a lot of other prep. @ro-the-mo.bsky.social and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post pics lol
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Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Pumpkins (round 2, because round 1 already rotted lolol)
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pumpkins (round 2, because round 1 already rotted lolol)
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Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/
Oh don't mind me, just spending 6 or 7 hours making macarons today to practice 😳😳 the result was worth it though!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh don't mind me, just spending 6 or 7 hours making macarons today to practice 😳😳 the result was worth it though!!!!
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I saw this in a St Louis flea market and felt like I was looking at an art project called "RFK Jr"
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I saw this in a St Louis flea market and felt like I was looking at an art project called "RFK Jr"
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NEW: After reports surfaced that she had been fired, lawyers for CDC Director Susan Monarez say she "has neither resigned nor received notification from the White House that she has been fired, and as a person of integrity and devoted to science, she will not resign."
August 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
NEW: After reports surfaced that she had been fired, lawyers for CDC Director Susan Monarez say she "has neither resigned nor received notification from the White House that she has been fired, and as a person of integrity and devoted to science, she will not resign."
Another banger in the Agatha Crispy stream "so old didn't even clock the dead" @halfmoonjoe.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Another banger in the Agatha Crispy stream "so old didn't even clock the dead" @halfmoonjoe.com
I'm actually posting my buns on main 😨😨 (recipe from Claire Saffitz)
August 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm actually posting my buns on main 😨😨 (recipe from Claire Saffitz)
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Gov. Pritzker: "There is no emergency that warrants the President of the U.S. federalizing the Illinois National Guard."
"Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families."
"Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families."
August 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gov. Pritzker: "There is no emergency that warrants the President of the U.S. federalizing the Illinois National Guard."
"Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families."
"Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families."
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If you're in Illinois, good time to fill this out and ask the assembly to fund transit.
Please ask the IL General Assembly to fix and fund our transit system | Active Transportation Alliance
Illinois is standing at the edge of a transportation crisis. This past spring, lawmakers left Springfield without resolving the looming […]
activetrans.org
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you're in Illinois, good time to fill this out and ask the assembly to fund transit.
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This is Pungo. He is glad you found a new favorite hobby, but please don't forget about his favorite hobby. 13/10 (IG: ksmith.clay)
August 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is Pungo. He is glad you found a new favorite hobby, but please don't forget about his favorite hobby. 13/10 (IG: ksmith.clay)
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Omelet?
it's Amélie darling!
it's Amélie darling!
an elderly woman wearing a pearl necklace and a floral shirt
Alt: Gif zooming in on hyacinths face and she suddenly appears shocked
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Omelet?
it's Amélie darling!
it's Amélie darling!
My first trip to Mackinac Island, and it was so pretty. These are the only pictures we got 😂
August 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My first trip to Mackinac Island, and it was so pretty. These are the only pictures we got 😂
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...