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Which #NFL players are most likely to be the next Unibomber? We analyzed schooling, upbringing, and hobbies. This is empirical science. You won't guess number 1.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Which #NFL players are most likely to be the next Unibomber? We analyzed schooling, upbringing, and hobbies. This is empirical science. You won't guess number 1.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
Well it took YEARS in the making but the Dallas #Mavericks and the United States of America might collapse in the same week.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/unexpected-collapses-of-the-week-the-mavericks-and-the-usa/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/unexpected-collapses-of-the-week-the-mavericks-and-the-usa/
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Well it took YEARS in the making but the Dallas #Mavericks and the United States of America might collapse in the same week.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/unexpected-collapses-of-the-week-the-mavericks-and-the-usa/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/unexpected-collapses-of-the-week-the-mavericks-and-the-usa/
Houston strip club owners petition the #Rockets to keep James Harden. 'The damage to the local economy could be devastating.' #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/local-strip-clubs-houston-rockets/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/local-strip-clubs-houston-rockets/
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Houston strip club owners petition the #Rockets to keep James Harden. 'The damage to the local economy could be devastating.' #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/local-strip-clubs-houston-rockets/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/local-strip-clubs-houston-rockets/
BREAKING: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes announces retirement...from his Super Bowl streak. The tears? That's just the ACL. #NFL
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes announces retirement...from his Super Bowl streak. The tears? That's just the ACL. #NFL
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
Which #NFL players are most likely to be the next Unibomber? We analyzed schooling, upbringing, and hobbies. This is empirical science. You won't guess number 1.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
February 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Which #NFL players are most likely to be the next Unibomber? We analyzed schooling, upbringing, and hobbies. This is empirical science. You won't guess number 1.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/
Man Shocked After Finding #NFL Kicker Justin Tucker Under His Christmas Tree. You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/man-shocked-after-finding-justin-tucker-under-his-christmas-tree/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/man-shocked-after-finding-justin-tucker-under-his-christmas-tree/
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Man Shocked After Finding #NFL Kicker Justin Tucker Under His Christmas Tree. You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/man-shocked-after-finding-justin-tucker-under-his-christmas-tree/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/man-shocked-after-finding-justin-tucker-under-his-christmas-tree/
The #KentuckyDerby or an #NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports. I have money on both. It feels like I'm Hunter S. Thompson writing about San Juan cock-fighting.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-kentucky-derby-or-an-nfl-jerk-circle-the-fastest-two-minutes-in-sports/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-kentucky-derby-or-an-nfl-jerk-circle-the-fastest-two-minutes-in-sports/
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The #KentuckyDerby or an #NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports. I have money on both. It feels like I'm Hunter S. Thompson writing about San Juan cock-fighting.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-kentucky-derby-or-an-nfl-jerk-circle-the-fastest-two-minutes-in-sports/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-kentucky-derby-or-an-nfl-jerk-circle-the-fastest-two-minutes-in-sports/
Top 5 #NBA players most likely to enlist to fight in Ukraine. (You'll definitely guess #1)
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Top 5 #NBA players most likely to enlist to fight in Ukraine. (You'll definitely guess #1)
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
BREAKING: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes announces retirement...from his Super Bowl streak. The tears? That's just the ACL. #NFL
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING: #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes announces retirement...from his Super Bowl streak. The tears? That's just the ACL. #NFL
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/patrick-mahomes-announces-retirement/
5th Quarter Sports suddenly barred From white house press briefings. Our reporting was the only thing connecting the White House to the world of Sports Entertainment.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/5thquartersports-suddenly-barred-from-white-house-press-briefings/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/5thquartersports-suddenly-barred-from-white-house-press-briefings/
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
5th Quarter Sports suddenly barred From white house press briefings. Our reporting was the only thing connecting the White House to the world of Sports Entertainment.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/5thquartersports-suddenly-barred-from-white-house-press-briefings/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/5thquartersports-suddenly-barred-from-white-house-press-briefings/
What finishing last place in fantasy football for 10 years has taught me about #B2B sales.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/i-finished-last-in-fantasy-football-what-it-taught-me-about-b2b-sales/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/i-finished-last-in-fantasy-football-what-it-taught-me-about-b2b-sales/
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
What finishing last place in fantasy football for 10 years has taught me about #B2B sales.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/i-finished-last-in-fantasy-football-what-it-taught-me-about-b2b-sales/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/i-finished-last-in-fantasy-football-what-it-taught-me-about-b2b-sales/
#76ers star Joel Embiid fined $50K for whispering "6-7" during the Knicks game. He then flossed and teabagged Lucky the Leprechaun. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#76ers star Joel Embiid fined $50K for whispering "6-7" during the Knicks game. He then flossed and teabagged Lucky the Leprechaun. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
BREAKING: #Clippers player Ben Simmons to become moderator of the /r/antiwork subreddit. We support his evangelization of the #antiwork movement.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: #Clippers player Ben Simmons to become moderator of the /r/antiwork subreddit. We support his evangelization of the #antiwork movement.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/
Dear Coach Riggle: Can riding a horse break your Heisman? Our local high school #football coach answers your pressing questions.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/dear-coach-riggle-we-need-you/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/dear-coach-riggle-we-need-you/
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Dear Coach Riggle: Can riding a horse break your Heisman? Our local high school #football coach answers your pressing questions.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/dear-coach-riggle-we-need-you/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/dear-coach-riggle-we-need-you/
The Supreme Court on Friday upheld a congressional ban on #MLB pitcher Joey Lucchesi’s trademark throw, a unique changeup curveball that he calls a “churve.”
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/supreme-court-upholds-ban-on-joey-lucchesi-s-weird-churve-pitch/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/supreme-court-upholds-ban-on-joey-lucchesi-s-weird-churve-pitch/
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The Supreme Court on Friday upheld a congressional ban on #MLB pitcher Joey Lucchesi’s trademark throw, a unique changeup curveball that he calls a “churve.”
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/supreme-court-upholds-ban-on-joey-lucchesi-s-weird-churve-pitch/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/supreme-court-upholds-ban-on-joey-lucchesi-s-weird-churve-pitch/
The #Commanders have officially chosen a new name: the Washington January 6ers. Also on the chopping block: the Insurrectionists. Too hard to spell.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-washington-redskins-to-change-name-to-washington-january-6ers/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-washington-redskins-to-change-name-to-washington-january-6ers/
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The #Commanders have officially chosen a new name: the Washington January 6ers. Also on the chopping block: the Insurrectionists. Too hard to spell.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-washington-redskins-to-change-name-to-washington-january-6ers/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-washington-redskins-to-change-name-to-washington-january-6ers/
#76ers star Joel Embiid fined $50K for whispering "6-7" during the Knicks game. He then flossed and teabagged Lucky the Leprechaun. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#76ers star Joel Embiid fined $50K for whispering "6-7" during the Knicks game. He then flossed and teabagged Lucky the Leprechaun. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/
#F1 vs #FIFA: Who is more corrupt? One robs you and laughs. The other robs you and calls it 'a new era of racing.' We investigate.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/formula-1-vs-fifa-who-is-more-corrupt-or-are-we-just-paying-for-billionaire-fanfiction-in-hd/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/formula-1-vs-fifa-who-is-more-corrupt-or-are-we-just-paying-for-billionaire-fanfiction-in-hd/
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
#F1 vs #FIFA: Who is more corrupt? One robs you and laughs. The other robs you and calls it 'a new era of racing.' We investigate.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/formula-1-vs-fifa-who-is-more-corrupt-or-are-we-just-paying-for-billionaire-fanfiction-in-hd/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/formula-1-vs-fifa-who-is-more-corrupt-or-are-we-just-paying-for-billionaire-fanfiction-in-hd/
BREAKING: The #NFL has officially made it legal for refs to accept bribes. Roger Goodell finally removes the wool from our eyes.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-officially-allows-refs-to-accept-bribes/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-officially-allows-refs-to-accept-bribes/
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: The #NFL has officially made it legal for refs to accept bribes. Roger Goodell finally removes the wool from our eyes.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-officially-allows-refs-to-accept-bribes/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-officially-allows-refs-to-accept-bribes/
Philadelphia #Eagles Announce New Reality Series Airing on Bravo! This Fall. Its like Judge Judy with blackout drunks in their in-stadium jail.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Philadelphia #Eagles Announce New Reality Series Airing on Bravo! This Fall. Its like Judge Judy with blackout drunks in their in-stadium jail.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
Philadelphia #Eagles Announce New Reality Series Airing on Bravo! This Fall. Its like Judge Judy with blackout drunks in their in-stadium jail.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Philadelphia #Eagles Announce New Reality Series Airing on Bravo! This Fall. Its like Judge Judy with blackout drunks in their in-stadium jail.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/eagles-reality-show/
BREAKING: A new optimal #SportsBetting strategy has been discovered. Start "Star Sign Maxxing" next #NFL season.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/start-star-sign-maxxing-your-nfl-bets-next-season/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/start-star-sign-maxxing-your-nfl-bets-next-season/
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
BREAKING: A new optimal #SportsBetting strategy has been discovered. Start "Star Sign Maxxing" next #NFL season.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/start-star-sign-maxxing-your-nfl-bets-next-season/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/start-star-sign-maxxing-your-nfl-bets-next-season/
#Bengals QB Joe Burrow was forced to come out as heterosexual after a break-in revealed he has a girlfriend. He's reportedly "deeply troubled" about losing his mysterious, metrosexual vibe.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#Bengals QB Joe Burrow was forced to come out as heterosexual after a break-in revealed he has a girlfriend. He's reportedly "deeply troubled" about losing his mysterious, metrosexual vibe.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
#DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma. She's parlayed my inheritance away. The same-game-parlay is the modern day black plague.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/draftkings-announces-partnership-with-my-grandma-shes-parlayed-my-inheritance-away/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/draftkings-announces-partnership-with-my-grandma-shes-parlayed-my-inheritance-away/
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
#DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma. She's parlayed my inheritance away. The same-game-parlay is the modern day black plague.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/draftkings-announces-partnership-with-my-grandma-shes-parlayed-my-inheritance-away/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/draftkings-announces-partnership-with-my-grandma-shes-parlayed-my-inheritance-away/
#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/