@50burritos.bsky.social
I still remember when my community college did an art contest for a poster for their play (literally offering 1 free ticket in exchange for original artwork) and I was the only one who entered and I didn't win.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I still remember when my community college did an art contest for a poster for their play (literally offering 1 free ticket in exchange for original artwork) and I was the only one who entered and I didn't win.
My dream job, and I do mean that as the only career I have dreams about, is damsel in a tower. Just locked away in a tower somewhere working on passion projects, occasionally watching some rich asshole die trying to interrupt my reading.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
My dream job, and I do mean that as the only career I have dreams about, is damsel in a tower. Just locked away in a tower somewhere working on passion projects, occasionally watching some rich asshole die trying to interrupt my reading.
Is there a "kids film themselves pouring coffee creamer on things challenge" or something? Is there a way to get on a newsletter for how teenagers are antagonizing customer service employees?
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is there a "kids film themselves pouring coffee creamer on things challenge" or something? Is there a way to get on a newsletter for how teenagers are antagonizing customer service employees?
My cats haven't even seen Shrek yet
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My cats haven't even seen Shrek yet
Reposted
i am nobody's fool. i am a ronin fool
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i am nobody's fool. i am a ronin fool
This photographer takes photos of my cats before and after saying "Who's a handsome boy?"
These are the results:
These are the results:
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This photographer takes photos of my cats before and after saying "Who's a handsome boy?"
These are the results:
These are the results:
I don't geek until goken to
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don't geek until goken to
My nephew: "this is my porker farm, copper soldiers harvest the pork for a yield of 62 pork per tick as long as the chunk is loaded keeping my village happiness above 70%!"
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My nephew: "this is my porker farm, copper soldiers harvest the pork for a yield of 62 pork per tick as long as the chunk is loaded keeping my village happiness above 70%!"
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Finally a mega just for me
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally a mega just for me
It's that time of year where boring old couples who hate each other travel thousands of miles to sit in my hotel lobby and make their shitty relationship my problem for a few hours
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's that time of year where boring old couples who hate each other travel thousands of miles to sit in my hotel lobby and make their shitty relationship my problem for a few hours
Minecraft being the best selling game of all time loses a little punch when almost everyone you know has been locked out of their account and told by customer support the only solution is to buy it again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Minecraft being the best selling game of all time loses a little punch when almost everyone you know has been locked out of their account and told by customer support the only solution is to buy it again.
Saying "Oh this is the bad place" any time I'm faced with a minor obstacle hoping everything resets and I lose a few months of memories
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Saying "Oh this is the bad place" any time I'm faced with a minor obstacle hoping everything resets and I lose a few months of memories
If I had the force I would probably mostly use it to fix other people's parking
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If I had the force I would probably mostly use it to fix other people's parking
Today I ran what I suspect was the very first ttrpg campaign to kick off in Whitesbog, New Jersey
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Today I ran what I suspect was the very first ttrpg campaign to kick off in Whitesbog, New Jersey
It's 2025 and Digimon games are better than Pokemon games now (send this skeet to 1999)
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's 2025 and Digimon games are better than Pokemon games now (send this skeet to 1999)
"Employee appreciation pot luck lunch (unpaid)" 🤡
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Employee appreciation pot luck lunch (unpaid)" 🤡
Every new Dungeon Crawler Carl book makes me want to go back and reread the entire series
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Every new Dungeon Crawler Carl book makes me want to go back and reread the entire series
Reposted
Watching TOS
Me: William shatner is nothing if not-
My roommate: topless
Me: -confident
Me: William shatner is nothing if not-
My roommate: topless
Me: -confident
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Watching TOS
Me: William shatner is nothing if not-
My roommate: topless
Me: -confident
Me: William shatner is nothing if not-
My roommate: topless
Me: -confident
I accidentally added a filter to a picture of my cat
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I accidentally added a filter to a picture of my cat
Me when I check someone into literally any room in the hotel I work at:
"Ok now you happen to be in our one kinda weird room because..."
"Ok now you happen to be in our one kinda weird room because..."
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me when I check someone into literally any room in the hotel I work at:
"Ok now you happen to be in our one kinda weird room because..."
"Ok now you happen to be in our one kinda weird room because..."
Reposted
being funny as a result of past family trauma is like sad nepotism
July 9, 2024 at 1:50 AM
being funny as a result of past family trauma is like sad nepotism
Since Andy is in his early 30's now can we get a Toy Story about his unpainted Warhammer 40k minis finding their place in the world and overcoming issues of self worth?
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Since Andy is in his early 30's now can we get a Toy Story about his unpainted Warhammer 40k minis finding their place in the world and overcoming issues of self worth?
I refuse to watch Codename: Kids Next Door as an adult because I just know there's gonna be some villain I don't remember called Boring Man or something who's just exactly who I grew up to be mannerisms and all and I can't take the psychological damage that that would do to me.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I refuse to watch Codename: Kids Next Door as an adult because I just know there's gonna be some villain I don't remember called Boring Man or something who's just exactly who I grew up to be mannerisms and all and I can't take the psychological damage that that would do to me.
Middle school science made it seem more likely that I would just have a decent magnet whenever I need one
September 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Middle school science made it seem more likely that I would just have a decent magnet whenever I need one