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#basketballwasnotapeacefulplanet
#basketballwasnotapeacefulplanet
Posted about Bit Chat in a tech slack and a complete numpty came out of the woodwork. Yeah, buddy. A new secure messaging app released by Jack Dorsey hasn't undergone extensive source code and published binary analysis by a zillion crypto and security researchers 🙄
He actually ran it past an AI 😂
He actually ran it past an AI 😂
January 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Posted about Bit Chat in a tech slack and a complete numpty came out of the woodwork. Yeah, buddy. A new secure messaging app released by Jack Dorsey hasn't undergone extensive source code and published binary analysis by a zillion crypto and security researchers 🙄
He actually ran it past an AI 😂
He actually ran it past an AI 😂
When exactly were they not in line? Also: the tech industry has long catered to the religious right's morality because the credit card companies force them to.
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 AM
When exactly were they not in line? Also: the tech industry has long catered to the religious right's morality because the credit card companies force them to.
Can you people stop posting screenshots of every single thing the Coppertone Coward says? Especially since half of you are complaining about what he’s posting on Christmas….and posting it here, on Christmas? My feed is half that one fucking post. I just want to see Christmasy pics of cats and dogs.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can you people stop posting screenshots of every single thing the Coppertone Coward says? Especially since half of you are complaining about what he’s posting on Christmas….and posting it here, on Christmas? My feed is half that one fucking post. I just want to see Christmasy pics of cats and dogs.
Unless my sophisticated image analysis fails me, it appears the US Coast Guard are better equipped than their Dutch colleagues of seventy years ago.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Unless my sophisticated image analysis fails me, it appears the US Coast Guard are better equipped than their Dutch colleagues of seventy years ago.
Allow Massachusetts Steamship Authority to top “someone turned the lighthouse off”: ferry captain and first mate failing to notice non-migratory jetty due to ungentlemanly debate over boinking other people’s wives. MSA, being a state agency, chose “hire a bridge referee” over “terminate dumbasses.”
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Allow Massachusetts Steamship Authority to top “someone turned the lighthouse off”: ferry captain and first mate failing to notice non-migratory jetty due to ungentlemanly debate over boinking other people’s wives. MSA, being a state agency, chose “hire a bridge referee” over “terminate dumbasses.”
Why I am unfollowing @sarahposner.bsky.social : in five minutes, four reposts of empty calorie comments about an empty calorie PR stunt by a fascist, designed to fill the news cycle so fascist stuff he’s doing that actually matters gets drowned out.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why I am unfollowing @sarahposner.bsky.social : in five minutes, four reposts of empty calorie comments about an empty calorie PR stunt by a fascist, designed to fill the news cycle so fascist stuff he’s doing that actually matters gets drowned out.
Rural America: “get your liberal coastal elite asses out of our business!”
Rural America: *sends their military out of state to a community that did not ask for them and does not want them there…and declares their troops are protecting “us” suddenly feeling a spurt of shared identity and community
Rural America: *sends their military out of state to a community that did not ask for them and does not want them there…and declares their troops are protecting “us” suddenly feeling a spurt of shared identity and community
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rural America: “get your liberal coastal elite asses out of our business!”
Rural America: *sends their military out of state to a community that did not ask for them and does not want them there…and declares their troops are protecting “us” suddenly feeling a spurt of shared identity and community
Rural America: *sends their military out of state to a community that did not ask for them and does not want them there…and declares their troops are protecting “us” suddenly feeling a spurt of shared identity and community
This just in: woman who spent $170M during government shutdown…on a pair of the largest business jets available…says federal funds are “scarce.” The cost of those jets is about enough for 700,000ish full SNAP benefits for a single person.
#actiondollbarbie
#actiondollbarbie
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This just in: woman who spent $170M during government shutdown…on a pair of the largest business jets available…says federal funds are “scarce.” The cost of those jets is about enough for 700,000ish full SNAP benefits for a single person.
#actiondollbarbie
#actiondollbarbie
The crowd that sees he most documented crime in modern history as a false-flag, thinks democrats were running a basement child-diddling op in building with no basement - think Miller (screeching for weeks about 'every power of the state') had "technical issues" here. Conservative copium off charts
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The crowd that sees he most documented crime in modern history as a false-flag, thinks democrats were running a basement child-diddling op in building with no basement - think Miller (screeching for weeks about 'every power of the state') had "technical issues" here. Conservative copium off charts
Step seven: humble-shitpost in the devops slack about how awesome things are at your cabin. Leave out that some mornings, you've had to thaw your dish soap.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step seven: humble-shitpost in the devops slack about how awesome things are at your cabin. Leave out that some mornings, you've had to thaw your dish soap.
Step six: after all that work getting a fire going and enjoying some warmth, step outside for some more wood, and discover it is now warmer outside than inside the cabin, and quite sunny, actually.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step six: after all that work getting a fire going and enjoying some warmth, step outside for some more wood, and discover it is now warmer outside than inside the cabin, and quite sunny, actually.
Step five: battery still cools down too much and charging slows, so open up prime95 ("intel processor required" my ass) and waste some energy heating the damn thing so it'll keep charging (sidenote: or keep Victron app open instead of prime95. Same effect.)
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step five: battery still cools down too much and charging slows, so open up prime95 ("intel processor required" my ass) and waste some energy heating the damn thing so it'll keep charging (sidenote: or keep Victron app open instead of prime95. Same effect.)
Step four: SUCCESS! Further infuriate aforementioned individuals by building a thermally insulated charging nest. The wattssssss musssst floooooowwwww.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step four: SUCCESS! Further infuriate aforementioned individuals by building a thermally insulated charging nest. The wattssssss musssst floooooowwwww.
Step three: anger thousands of fire chiefs (none of whom EVER leave charging phones, laptops, tablets, vibrators, etc unattended. ESPECIALLY after they’re full!) and The Internet by holding your Macbook Pro close to the fire to warm battery to 60-65°. If only marshmallows had 83,281 temp sensors.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step three: anger thousands of fire chiefs (none of whom EVER leave charging phones, laptops, tablets, vibrators, etc unattended. ESPECIALLY after they’re full!) and The Internet by holding your Macbook Pro close to the fire to warm battery to 60-65°. If only marshmallows had 83,281 temp sensors.
Step two: decide to show off to the lady of the cabin how outdoorsy you are by restarting the fire in the fireplace from ~10 hour old coals you "banked." Success!
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step two: decide to show off to the lady of the cabin how outdoorsy you are by restarting the fire in the fireplace from ~10 hour old coals you "banked." Success!
Step one: You dared to leave Airpods out of case, so you open the MBP to a dead battery. Plug in laptop to your cabin’s off-grid solar; it makes the noise....come back later to…LIES. ZERO watts. Apple engineers worked hard to make a computer lie efficiently (now to do the same for AI? hiyoooo)
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Step one: You dared to leave Airpods out of case, so you open the MBP to a dead battery. Plug in laptop to your cabin’s off-grid solar; it makes the noise....come back later to…LIES. ZERO watts. Apple engineers worked hard to make a computer lie efficiently (now to do the same for AI? hiyoooo)
I’d hit send except (even though there’s no category for it - I have looked after receiving rude, body shaming comments) I’d be reported/banned in a heartbeat. Also no room for “and you clearly think this isn’t a systemic societal issue, it’s just them being lazy and stupid” #datingasadude
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’d hit send except (even though there’s no category for it - I have looked after receiving rude, body shaming comments) I’d be reported/banned in a heartbeat. Also no room for “and you clearly think this isn’t a systemic societal issue, it’s just them being lazy and stupid” #datingasadude
Cape cod's idea of "bicycle safety"; this response to an intersection where apparently a number of people have been hurt. Perish the thought trying something besides shouting "WALK YOUR BIKE" more loudly. No interest in applying harm reduction concepts
#capecod #bikesafety #bikeadvocacy #mabikepol
#capecod #bikesafety #bikeadvocacy #mabikepol
August 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cape cod's idea of "bicycle safety"; this response to an intersection where apparently a number of people have been hurt. Perish the thought trying something besides shouting "WALK YOUR BIKE" more loudly. No interest in applying harm reduction concepts
#capecod #bikesafety #bikeadvocacy #mabikepol
#capecod #bikesafety #bikeadvocacy #mabikepol